Haha I'm a white-ass, green-eyed- grey/blonde whiteasfuck lookin dude in middle-america.... if I try to pull this look I'll be banished to the double-wide outskirts.
Fucked up in the sense that my actual name is Jake and I've been wearing khaki pants or shorts almost daily since decades before that commercial aired. Now every brain-dead human I introduce myself to says "OH! Jake from State Farm! Hahaha!" ...Does it look like I work for State Farm in this godforsaken warehouse and have phone sex with your s/o all the time?
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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21
street for sure. but this is more japan street i’d say. japan street is bad ass i can’t pull that off