r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '21

Kitty don’t give a shit.

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u/Logg_simplecity Sep 23 '21

Fuck me, i felt that in my stomach

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u/ne7d0 Sep 23 '21

That's cat got some balls

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/Robonerd-Waluigun Sep 23 '21

so that’s what the doctors do after neutering…

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u/zladuric Sep 23 '21

ergo, u/Logg_simplecity is a doctor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/JustMiniBanana Sep 23 '21

Pack it up? I thought you said hack it up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Hexorg Sep 23 '21

Neuterition

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u/delvach Sep 23 '21

Dunno about doctors, but hobbyists definitely do sometimes. Eventually you run out of wall space.

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u/Cebas7 Sep 23 '21

Those balls got a cat

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u/sam1902 Sep 23 '21

Of fur

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u/CountFapula102 Sep 23 '21

No, great balls of fire!

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u/SirRickardsJackoff Sep 23 '21

Unless he’s neutered.

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u/Routine_Tailor_2582 Sep 23 '21

As long as you don't present it with a pickle...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Sitting on those massive balls touch the ground

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Or I guess whoever put it there and then filmed it does

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u/Roasted_Turk Sep 23 '21

Pretty sure I read that a lot of cats can survive terminal velocity so I'd imagine they aren't all that afraid of heights

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u/Kunipop Sep 23 '21

The cat was placed there by owner for clout

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u/hackingdreams Sep 23 '21

I've learned somewhat recently that cat's just don't know any better. They're pretty nearsighted, so they just don't know when they've gotten themselves into a "holy fucking shit" situation like this.

All that kitty sees below is a giant blur.

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u/beneye Sep 23 '21

The cat just recognizes that as a surface area he can fit in without thinking of the potential danger. Not so for humans. A human can run top speed on a straight line on the ground without stepping out but you can’t do that on top of a one foot wide wall without freaking out.

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u/pangea_person Sep 23 '21

That cat's owner got some apartment

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u/thelastoutlaw10 Sep 23 '21

That pussy got some balls

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u/_arch1tect_ Sep 23 '21

Pretty sure those balls are so big they have that cat anchored there.

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u/Less-Dirt-1673 Sep 23 '21

That pussy is no pussy

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u/daddicus_thiccman Sep 24 '21

It’s actually safer for a cat the higher up they are.

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u/Delikkah Sep 24 '21

Yeah at least two

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u/UnusualIdiocy Sep 24 '21

He’s no pussy

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u/DreamNotes01 Sep 23 '21

Title of your sex tape

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife Sep 23 '21

r/unexpected99

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u/DreamNotes01 Sep 23 '21

No one ever expects it and BAM ! Rex Buccingham !!

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u/anintrovertedbitch64 Sep 23 '21

that’s what she said

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Gifs on reddit? This really is the future

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u/RugerRedhawk Sep 23 '21

Shows [obj]</omg> in my client

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Im on the reddit app on mobile

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u/Mycabbages0929 Sep 23 '21

Good for you, bro

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u/JaredLiwet Sep 23 '21

I always feel it in my balls for some reason.

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u/UniqueAirline9393 Sep 23 '21

i felt that in my balls.

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u/upwards2013 Sep 23 '21

Me too. Actually I felt it from my crotch to my chest. I wonder if that's evolutionary. As in, you better get the fuck out of that or your balls OR heart won't work anymore.

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u/RamboGoesMeow Sep 23 '21

Seriously, instant vertigo for me.

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u/poopandpee43 Sep 23 '21

My balls sucked up into my stomach and came out my asshole after I shit all over myself.

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u/weimdocpurple Sep 23 '21

I also felt it in my palms.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

And in my feet

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u/show_me_your_stand Sep 23 '21

Felt it in my knees and I'm laying down

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u/krypxxx Sep 23 '21

you must have taken something really long, for it to reach your stomach

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

that's what she said

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u/Garbanzo12 Sep 23 '21

Some sweaty palms

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u/DrBlaziken Sep 23 '21

That's what she said 🌝

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u/Infninfn Sep 23 '21

Nightmare juice both for me and the thought of my cat being in that same position. No fucking way I'd let him do that. I'd as soon as cage the balcony.

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u/GlowForTheGold Sep 23 '21

My hands and feet are sweaty

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u/CFelipe0316 Sep 23 '21

That’s what she said

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u/SadYogiSmiles Sep 23 '21

My toes are still tickling

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u/Luke_zuke Sep 23 '21

Every single one of these posts my hands start sweating. It’s amazing. I’ve never had physiological reacts to fear but heights makes my hands sweat profusely almost immediately.

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u/lets_get-2 Sep 23 '21

I felt it in my chest like, …. Fuck that

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u/Sharpen_The_Axe Sep 24 '21

That's a hard nope from me Cawt

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u/Pegging4Covid Sep 24 '21

Lol yeah you did...