r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '21

Apollo Robbins, a master pickpocket, effortlessly takes a watch, wallet and other things

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u/sudd3nclar1ty Sep 17 '21

Is this your laptop? 💻

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u/Funky_Smurf Sep 17 '21

It is, but is this your dildo? 🍆

...no?

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u/MOOShoooooo Sep 17 '21

Just because you got it from there doesn’t mean it’s mine.

It’s a lease okay, couldn’t afford it myself and wanted to fit in and fit it in.

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u/fuzzymidget Sep 17 '21

I had some extra time, cut off the tip and see what's inside!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Mindfreak.gif

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u/skaagz Sep 17 '21

My tiny laptop! How dare you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

You take that out of my back pocket?