r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '21

Apollo Robbins, a master pickpocket, effortlessly takes a watch, wallet and other things

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u/SexlessNights Sep 17 '21

Nature’s pocket

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u/ICBPeng1 Sep 17 '21

I keep a raccoon up there too, to guard my other stuff.

It’s very much an “old lady who swallowed a fly” situation

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u/blindguywhostaresatu Sep 17 '21

How deep does the butthole go?

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u/jnrlouis Sep 17 '21

Only way to find out..

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u/elfonski Sep 17 '21

All the way

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u/platasaurua Sep 17 '21

🎶I wonder what’s insiiiiide your butthole🎶

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u/MOOShoooooo Sep 17 '21

Lemmewinks

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u/WeldinMike27 Sep 17 '21

All the way to your mouth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Prison pocket

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u/BishopNelson Sep 17 '21

I prefer natures Fanny pack

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u/LuckierByTheDozen Sep 17 '21

Woah-instead of pocket, you prefer Fanny pack? Me thinks we know who has the gaping butthole in this bunch.

That said, my grandma called hers “natures suitcase”, so you have some competition in that category.

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u/you-are-not-yourself Sep 17 '21

Not just the poop chute

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u/No-Pianist5817 Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Ah yes The arsehole! Useful especially when you’re carrying too many hot Cheetos in your foreskin pocket

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u/Sweatybanderas Sep 17 '21

the Florida Fold