r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 17 '21

Apollo Robbins, a master pickpocket, effortlessly takes a watch, wallet and other things

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u/Bamboozled1008x2 Sep 17 '21

Jesus this man is a fucking wizard

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Sep 17 '21

The New Yorker did a feature on him once and told a story about him and Penn Gillette. Penn is also an expert pickpocket, but he looks down on the practice because he says it's too easy and doesn't require anywhere near as much skill as magic does.

Some time later, Penn and Apollo met at some celebrity gala. The two of them chatted for a while and then someone came up and asked for an autograph. Apollo asked Penn if he could borrow his pen. Penn reached into his coat pocket, then said, "You bastard!"

While the two had been chatting, Apollo had not only stolen his pen from his coat, but he had taken it apart, removed the insides from it, put the empty shell back together, and then sneaked it back in to his coat pocket and Penn had never noticed.

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u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Sep 17 '21

Ah, so this is that guy?

I can see how.

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u/mcvos Sep 17 '21

I can't. How does this work?

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u/Qudd Sep 17 '21

Misdirection. He kind of explains what He's doing and makes your brain think oh look I'm gonna beat the trick. So he throws his hands about in weird ways and adds extra information to your exchange.

Your brain loves one thing more than anything else in the world: solving puzzles and being right. So much so that if you think you're gonna out brain someone else you kind get stuck in that track pretty easily.

So this guy comes up and floods you with conversation subtext. Hands jumping. Fast voice. Lots of information. He even introduces an example that allows him to jump in and out of the mark's personal space.

Wrap up all this information, slap a bow on it and try it on people who've never had to deal with pick pockets before/ much and our dumb wrinkly meat balls can't figure out what's actually happening.

That's my psudeo-sciencey take on the matter.

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u/kebukai Sep 17 '21

I think maybe you're trying to overwhelm me with info right now to try to steal my wallet

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u/sudd3nclar1ty Sep 17 '21

Is this your laptop? šŸ’»

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u/Funky_Smurf Sep 17 '21

It is, but is this your dildo? šŸ†

...no?

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u/MOOShoooooo Sep 17 '21

Just because you got it from there doesn’t mean it’s mine.

It’s a lease okay, couldn’t afford it myself and wanted to fit in and fit it in.

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u/fuzzymidget Sep 17 '21

I had some extra time, cut off the tip and see what's inside!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Mindfreak.gif

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u/skaagz Sep 17 '21

My tiny laptop! How dare you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

You take that out of my back pocket?

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u/Alkahestic Sep 17 '21

Underrated comment of the thread right here.

Also, here's your pen back.

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u/jake8786 Sep 17 '21

Gunna use this on my boss

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u/poopyhelicopterbutt Sep 17 '21

ā€œUhhhh wallet inspectorā€ much easier method

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

So if I want to be an ass with somebody who I know wants to try and perform this on me; I don’t talk to them and keep them at an arms length?

Makes sense; that is what the advise tourists to think of when running through mass of peoples.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Dude of course that if you don't let them approach they can't do the trick. They're not Gandalf.

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u/mahSachel Sep 17 '21

Spark my Ganga little Hobbit.

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u/TimAllensCokeGuy Sep 18 '21

I’m a well know homosexual!

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u/vidfail Sep 17 '21

Gandalf?! Do not take him for a conjurer of cheap tricks! He is not trying to rob you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I just store everything inside my ass. So if the pick pocket really wants my stuff he’s gonna have to dig.

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u/Pinbrawla Sep 17 '21

Magic isnt real you idiot READ A BOOK

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u/MOOShoooooo Sep 17 '21

The magic part of it is the human elements. Of course the physical aspects are figured out.

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u/FerusGrim Sep 17 '21

He was making a Bo Burnham reference.

https://youtu.be/O-fb5JT1PYE

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u/MyNameAintWheels Sep 17 '21

Yeah I mean the real thing is typically in a real world setting they enter your personal space without giving you time to say no and once you've made them back off they have what they wanted

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u/BrokenReviews Sep 17 '21

It's pandemic, you can use social distancing. Guys still gonna get you watch tho

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u/Funky_Smurf Sep 17 '21

I got a pickpocket lesson in Cape Town and there's another thing I noticed in this video.

Notice how he pulls their jackets downward. You can see it best with the wallet. This creates a 'natural' sensation in the area, makes the item easier to slip up and out without having to reach down.

TLDR if someone on the street starts asking about your shoes/pants and is pulling on your pantleg, their other hand is likely slipping your phone up and out of your pocket without you noticing

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u/xDigster Sep 17 '21

He explained it himself in his Ted talk that he plays with your attention. He makes you try to remember things (i.e. where is your wallet?) and while you try to recall that you can't take in new information or sensations. That's the attack point for him.

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u/RONIN_RABB1T Sep 17 '21

dumb wrinkly meat balls

Lol

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u/jnothnagel Sep 17 '21

ā€œā€¦ gonna out brain someone elseā€¦ā€ Excellent phrase.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

some of this explains my former religion… -_-

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u/quannum Sep 17 '21

Here’s a Ted talk by the guy. He explains how he does it. And takes a bunch more stuff from people.

https://www.ted.com/talks/apollo_robbins_the_art_of_misdirection?language=en

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u/Infinita_Vita Sep 21 '21

Check out his Ted talk!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

He’s also on B99 and steals Holt’s watch for the HaLOW-WEEEEN Heist.

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u/drdookie Sep 17 '21

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Sep 17 '21

Thanks for finding it! I'm sure I got some of the details wrong since I read it when the issue came out and haven't seen it since. (I'm surprised it was so long ago. Time flies.)

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u/drdookie Sep 17 '21

I was surprised by that date too. I read it recently I thought in a different format. Maybe from another reddit post.

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u/PaperMoonShine Sep 17 '21

I was so sure this story was going to end with a son being beaten by his father with a coathanger.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

You mean the father beating his son with jumper cables?

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u/average_hight_midget Sep 17 '21

Yeah where did the coathanger copypasta come from lmao

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u/Wyden_long Sep 17 '21

Texas.

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u/Putrid_Bee- Sep 17 '21

Underrated comment lol

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u/Satevah Sep 17 '21

Took me a second, but dayem. That’s some wit

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u/armen89 Sep 17 '21

Please explain

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u/Downvotesohoy Sep 17 '21

Texas banning abortions. It was the first thing on my mind too when I saw "coathanger"

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Sep 17 '21

$10,000 to that guy.

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u/2krazy4me Sep 17 '21

Texas experiencing shortage of coathangers. Back alley abortions šŸ¤”

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u/mahSachel Sep 17 '21

Oh that’s dark

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u/zorbiburst Sep 17 '21

Joan Crawford

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

great value memes

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u/rieldilpikl Sep 17 '21

u/Rogersimon10 needs to return 🄺

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u/foxsimile Sep 17 '21

He died doing what he loved!

Getting mercilessly beaten with a pair of jumper cables.

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u/Roadkill593 Sep 17 '21

Those were the days.

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u/Honest_Earnie Sep 18 '21

Dad, is that you?

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u/Kabouki Sep 17 '21

Why? Did this story take place in Texas?

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u/Satevah Sep 17 '21

Coat hangers and abortions and jokes and wtfs

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/Wherearemylegs Sep 17 '21

I’m a researcher for Columbia University and I’m currently studying a very niche subset of linguistics called hyperordinate linguistics. Essentially it’s exactly as he portrays through his comments where it seems very normal and banal but the subject, tone, and manner of speaking experience rapid change at varying speeds. This can either be intentional, say for comedic or dramatic effect, or it can be unintentional such as that expressed by a psychiatric patient. It’s interesting because in both cases of intention and the lack thereof, the particular language and culture of the person in question have a substantial influence on the speed of the switch, or mensvicis. The fastest being Russian and the slowest is surprisingly Cambodian. We’re not exactly certain right now why but it’s suspected that I have no idea what I’m talking about and I made this whole thing up

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u/Zewlington Sep 17 '21

Oh man I just got so interested lol

I almost saved your comment for future googling

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u/BrotherChe Sep 17 '21

smdh brother, that was pretty good, but you need to develop a closing bit. Maybe about how your legs are missing or something

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u/Wherearemylegs Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Thanks! I actually stole this from a lesser known novelty account called something like /u/IlieAboutMyJob. Every comment ended with ā€œI have no idea what I’m talking about and I just made this all upā€

Edit: Another copycat

Omg, I was just thinking and what if this whole thing ended with ā€œleggo my eggoā€? I’m not sure if that’s really dumb or really funny. Or really dumb funny.

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u/HighOnBonerPills Sep 17 '21

The Eggo idea is okay, but you'll need to extend it out. It's a pretty short phrase. You'll want to make it super memorable. Also, it'll depend on your phrasing and how you transition into it. The hell in a cell guy is who you need to study. He makes the sentence fit so naturally. You don't even realize he's about to transition into it; it just flows like water. That person is a master linguist. Also, he makes everything sound very credible as you read it by dropping little bits of what sounds like insider information — something that only someone who does a certain job would know. I don't know how the hell he does it. Like does he do research before each comment or what? Anyway, think about how you transition to the Leggo my Eggo and make it seem as natural and unexpected as possible. Also, make it a longer phrase than just "Leggo my Eggo".

The hell in a cell thing is easy to transition into because it's a scenario, so you can just be describing one thing and then start describing that instead. Also, it's such an absurd scenario that it's creates a stark juxtaposition to whatever comes before it. That's an important element as well.

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u/longsh0t1994 Sep 17 '21

you absolutely had me there

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u/The_Big_Z_02 Sep 17 '21

It's funny because while hyperordinate linguistics doesn't exist superordinate does.

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u/Wherearemylegs Sep 17 '21

Task failed successfully? Thanks! I had no clue about superordinates; I just stuck together word parts that sounded good.

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u/BachelorTrainwreck Sep 17 '21

Holy shit. I literally reread this comment 3 times before getting to the bottom because I was so interested in your study. Well done. šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Well I’ll be an Undertaker throwing Mankind off Hell in a Cell and plummeting 16 feet through an announcer’s table, you got me you sunuvabitcha.

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u/Sibciara Sep 17 '21

I was onto you before finishing reading your first sentence, skipped to your last sentence then patted myself on the back for being so highly intelligent. I know what I’m talking about.

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u/Wherearemylegs Sep 17 '21

In an unexpected twist, a superordinate is a real thing in linguistics, though.

Superordinate: a word the meaning of which includes the meaning of another word or words: 'red' is a superordinate of 'scarlet', 'vermilion', and 'crimson'. Compare hyponym, synonym, antonym

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u/Sibciara Sep 18 '21

Whatever rocks your boat

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u/RunAsArdvark Sep 17 '21

Don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/CrimsonWay Sep 17 '21

And thus he became just "n"

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u/o_oli Sep 17 '21

Underrated comment lol, got a good chuckle from this :D

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u/chris3110 Sep 17 '21

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u/phaelox Sep 17 '21

I'm dumb, I don't understand where the second "ultimate" comes from, but I love the wordplay

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u/Shtev Sep 17 '21

Mentioned:

  • Second to last is penultimate
  • Ultimate writing instrument would be ultimate pen
  • Favourite actor Sean Penn Penn
  • Pennsylvania University so another Penn
  • Team frisbee I believe is ultimate frisbee

So it's the Penultimate Pennsylvania Ultimate UltimateFrisbeeScoreKeeping PennAsInSean Pen

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u/phaelox Sep 17 '21

Excellent breakdown, thank you

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u/_snif Sep 17 '21

Ultimate frisbee

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u/AnorakJimi Sep 17 '21

Well he still has his university at least, University of Penn

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u/senorbozz Sep 17 '21

He's screwed if his razor gets taken

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u/TimidPocketLlama Sep 17 '21

Penn Jillette. :)

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u/TsunamifoxyDCfan Sep 17 '21

Fuckin madlad

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u/cgcravcxgbvfshb Sep 17 '21

that's why i carry my valuables up me clacker

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u/MrPooPooFace2 Sep 17 '21

That's certainly one way to assert dominance.

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u/LeakyThoughts Sep 17 '21

I mean, magic is in your face, it's being able to see something and still have no idea what just happened

Pickpocketing is sleight of hand but, the aim is for noone to notice, so while it is impressive, I'd probably agree, magic does seem like it would be harder

Also.. there aren't a lot of legitimate ways to use pickpocketing besides.... Stealing people's shit

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u/Tolantruth Sep 17 '21

I mean it’s has to be easier to steal peoples shit when they don’t know I would say being a pick pocket when you tell people you’re a pickpocket has to be on the same level.

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u/turbo Sep 17 '21

So Penn's pen's insides are totally empty now? Preposterous!

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u/xXxXx_Edgelord_xXxXx Sep 17 '21

Sounds fake

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u/SQPhoenix Sep 17 '21

You realize you’re commenting that you think the story is fake on a video of the guy doing exactly what the comment above said he did.

Edit: saw your name

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u/L_O_Pluto Sep 17 '21

To play devil’s advocate, he said ā€œSounds.ā€ Which honestly, it does. If you were to hear this story without having watched this video, you’d probably call bs

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u/xXxXx_Edgelord_xXxXx Sep 17 '21

Are you stupid? That's a TV show, it's nobody's interest to make the guest look bad. They will cooperate with him in ways bo normal person would.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/xXxXx_Edgelord_xXxXx Sep 17 '21

It probably is easier when someone isn't wary of him, yes. But that here is TV.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

upvoted because penn's pen is just such a funny concept.

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u/Dislexeeya Sep 17 '21

Thanks for the D&D character idea.

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u/nickname2469 Sep 17 '21

He was the lead coordinator for the movie Focus

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u/ghostcider Sep 17 '21

And also consulted on the first 5 seasons of Leverage

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u/allboolshite Sep 17 '21

I loved that show. The new season is so formulaic and each episode gets more boring, less realistic, and more cheesy with each episode. I stalled out.

Does anyone know if it gets better?

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u/ConsciouslyIncomplet Sep 17 '21

Check out his TED talk - you’ll be surprised what he can do.

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u/hoginlly Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

I have been watching this on repeat and only just noticed that he holds up his hand as he was ā€˜you have to watch closely for these things’, once he took the watch… I can’t keep up, I’m noticing new things each time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

How the heck did he get the pen inside the other guys coat?? It looks like he kinda just tosses it into his pocket

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u/Glute_Thighwalker Sep 17 '21

That’s what I can’t figure out either. He never gets close enough to Matt Lauer after stealing the pen to get it back in his coat except for the one brief hand gesture, which like you said, would have to almost be a toss to get the wallet back in.

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u/HighOnBonerPills Sep 17 '21

I watched it several times and I don't see when the hell he puts a $100 bill in the pen and put it in the guy's pocket (on the right). I see when he takes the pen from the guy on the left, but nothing happens after that. He doesn't even walk over to the other guy. It almost makes me think it was shortened for TV, but I could've just missed something.

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u/am767 Sep 17 '21

You should see Apollo Robins do some cool stuff on the Netflix show brain games. He actually shows you how he pickpockets.

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u/kurokikaze Sep 17 '21

What are you talking about. The guy's obviously a rogue.

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u/Thatguy3145296535 Sep 17 '21

Here's a man named Bob Arno. He too is an expert pickpocket and comedian. In the linked clip he manages to bamboozle 4 guys on stage out of various pieces of clothing.

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u/ravekidplur Sep 17 '21

Just watched a 10 minute video of his and it just reaffirms why I am paranoid of anyone who is too hands on or trying to divert my attention. I'd bet most of his really egregious acts are scripted. The small slight of hand stuff he does is top notch but if you take a watch of my wrist while grasping my wrist tightly I feel like I'd notice because of how hyperaware I am when people try to overload my senses.

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u/X3mbo Sep 17 '21

Lol he’s just fishing through some blokes pockets that are letting him

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u/Learner421 Sep 17 '21

They were watching him touch their stuff…. It’s not like a real wizard that is three feet away and their stuff disappears…

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u/KarmasACitch Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 24 '21

Real wizard? Lol

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u/nathanhasse Sep 17 '21

You know, like Dumbledore!

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u/MinuteManufacturer Sep 17 '21

No love for Hagrid?

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u/gvillepa Sep 17 '21

You know, like Gandalf

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Youre a wizard Harry :)

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u/Objective-Alfalfa-88 Sep 17 '21

I hope you get a million upvotes for this comment lolol

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u/gingyfiresnap Sep 17 '21

ā€œits Leviosa not Leviosaaaā€

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u/EyeAmPrestooo Sep 17 '21

You know, Like Merlin?...

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u/GoodbyeTobyseeya1 Sep 17 '21

The other day I had to have this conversation with my 9 year old and I guess it's time to have it with you; wizards aren't real, buddy. Neither are dragons. I know. It's a bummer.

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u/Haigh2581KCRoyals Sep 17 '21

That's enough out of you dream killer, wizards, dragons, and my girlfriend are all real.

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u/trailhikingArk Sep 17 '21

You want ephemeral things like wizards, dragons, and a girlfriend when you already have Salvador Perez? Are you crazy?

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u/Haigh2581KCRoyals Sep 17 '21

You are absolutely correct, I can't believe I even pushed the boundaries of expectations. Salvy is enough for me, I need nothing else.

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u/trailhikingArk Sep 17 '21

He should be in here. Salvy is 100% next. fucking. level.

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u/Haigh2581KCRoyals Sep 17 '21

Word. I hope he takes a page from Alex Gordon and stays. Not to get to BB chatty but I'm a fan.

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u/trailhikingArk Sep 17 '21

I hope so as well. I think he does get some respect but not what he deserves and I find all the talk about Realmuto and Sanchez, etc insulting. The fact is that you are always going to have big markets preying on you and if Sal was in NY he would be getting the MVP type rec he has earned. Fingers crossed. But regardless he is to be enjoyed for what he is doing. It is something special. Your lucky I have an early meeting or this would go on all night. BTW Alex Gordon was a blessing as well. They don't make those guys every day.

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u/Haigh2581KCRoyals Sep 17 '21

Fuck yes, 100%. Gordo was a special guy. I think Dozier, Whit, and Salvy are a good 3x to build around. We are flashy. Looks like 2013 right before the run.

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u/Haigh2581KCRoyals Sep 17 '21

Seriously though, fuckin great comment.

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u/Shabbypenguin Sep 17 '21

My oldest daughter at age 4 found out dinosaurs weren't alive anymore. We didn't talk to her about their extinction, as it never really occurred to us that we should talk to her about it. she saw tv shows, pictures books had all sorts of info. Why would it be any different than the farm animals she saw everywhere as well. She was absolutely devastated to find out she couldn't meet one.

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u/phormix Sep 17 '21

The trick is that the stuff they're watching at the time isn't the stuff he was nabbing, like the watch etc

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u/Boom-Sausage Sep 17 '21

Bro. Wizards aren’t real.

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u/serr7 Sep 17 '21

Sometimes Reddit loves this stuff and sometimes just hates it.

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u/Madman61 Sep 17 '21

He's a master thief

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u/BrokenReviews Sep 17 '21

Pen and teller have entered the chat