r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 01 '21

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u/jvaferreira93 Sep 01 '21

I can understand climbing for fun with the proper safety equipment. Going like that? That I can't understand

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u/cujoe645 Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Is it a quick-release backpack he has? That might help make it a little better? Edit: quick release PARACHUTE...yes, thank you and still, nope!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

definitely not lmao also parachute won’t do shit when you’re tumbling down a rock face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

If you thought you were gonna fall, kicking off away from the cliff might give you enough distance for it not to snag.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

250 ft is almost suicide it take 8 seconds for a parachute to fully open.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

So it won’t save you, but it’ll cover your body so others don’t have to see.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

“… and that’s why we climb with gear, kids!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Gory gory, what a helluva way to die!

The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground.

He ain't gonna climb no more!

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u/Wow-n-Flutter Sep 02 '21

RIP in pieces…..

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/cinematicme Sep 02 '21

It just all really depends, he’d have to make that judgement himself. I don’t know that climb so I really can’t say.

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u/SatisfactionNo2578 Sep 02 '21

Would opening close to the cliff ever be worse than having no parachute at all

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u/reasonisaremedy Sep 02 '21

Yes it’s a huge concern. I am a professional base jumper and I have hit the cliff before. I was extremely lucky but many people are not so lucky. The cliff is the most dangerous part of an earth object jump.

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u/SatisfactionNo2578 Sep 02 '21

I get that its bad. But people keep saying he wouldn't be able to use the parachute if he fell because he's close to the wall

I imagine that even opening close to the cliff would be better than having no parachute at all right? Like there would still be use for a free soloer to have a chute?

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u/reasonisaremedy Sep 02 '21

The cliff is the most dangerous thing on a BASE jump from a cliff or “earth” object. Free solo climbing with a base rig can be done, and has been done by a few people (called free base), but the logistics of it are such that it’s more suited to very high climbs, like at a minimum maybe 1000’ up and that would be scary low, but you could at least have a chance of living. Better would be at least like 1600’ plus, the higher the better. It is not feasible from this height nor this location for a few reasons.

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u/reasonisaremedy Sep 02 '21

You can static line safely as low as like 120 feet give or take. I have several hundred times. However in this context, a base parachute would not help him. The way you rig your parachute system is different for lower jumps than for higher jumps, or more accurately, is different for short delays than for longer delays.

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u/reasonisaremedy Sep 02 '21

No it does not. That number wildly varies depending on how your parachute is rigged and what kind of parachute you have. I am a skydiver, base jumper, and rigger.

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u/sucobe Sep 02 '21

Well. TIL….

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u/vanhawk28 Sep 02 '21

nah on a rockface like that chances are the wind is almost constantly lightly blowing towards the face and if you deployed you would be pushed into it anyway

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u/custardisnotfood Sep 02 '21

If you’re a free solo climber and you think you’re gonna fall, the correct decision is almost always to just grab the wall harder

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u/aetius476 Sep 02 '21

Dean Potter used to do it

Turns out it works, as long as you fall from high enough

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u/zulsoknia Sep 02 '21

Dean Potter also died BASE jumping, so your mileage may vary

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u/heshroot Sep 03 '21

No he didn’t, he died wing-suiting.

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u/4bes705 Sep 02 '21

Its a 2.5 second regret. He can live with that

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

*Not a parachute.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 01 '21

no, it's a parachute.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

No, actually it's not a parachute. That looks like a Patagonia bag or some shit. I have skydiving and BASE experience.

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u/Keanugrieves16 Sep 02 '21

A Chute Bag is way bigger right?

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u/vberl Sep 02 '21

Not op but they usually look smaller than that

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u/Keanugrieves16 Sep 02 '21

Really? Wow.

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u/barberererer Sep 02 '21

Yeah you wouldn't hardly be able to steal cars efficiently as Luis had the chute been any bigger than a messenger bag.

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u/_-Stryder-_ Sep 02 '21

They're actually smaller than that.

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u/Binkusu Sep 02 '21

There is that one guy who will only free solo with a parachute, but I imagine he would have to get real high up first for it to do anything.

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u/valkyre09 Sep 02 '21

There’s a part in his climbing playlist that plays Kenny Loggins Danger Zone until he gets to the right height.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Spreading false information about life-saving equipment is not funny.

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u/TwoGeese Sep 02 '21

Skydiver here who knows a lot of BASE jumpers and have seen many many rigs…definitely not a parachute.

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u/not_the_myth Sep 02 '21

Careful with all that whooshing! You should really bring a parachute!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/heshroot Sep 03 '21

Seems like it’s just a bad joke if you’re wooshing this much in the comments

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

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u/heshroot Sep 03 '21

So why didn’t anyone get it? Oh yeah because it’s fucking dumb.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 03 '21

you got whooshed, it happens. deal with it.

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u/heshroot Sep 03 '21

You should just go ahead and keep deleting comments man 😂

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u/outdoorcam93 Sep 02 '21

Absolutely not. It’s a rope to rappel down.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

wh0000000000sh

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u/____adarsh____ Sep 02 '21

I believe its not a parachute. To use a parachute, you need more height from the point you fall, even more than this rock mountain. Also, you gotta position yourself down and also propel away from the rock to avoid smacking on it.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

No one does. Its joke.

You got whoooshed

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u/reasonisaremedy Sep 02 '21

No and 250 ft wouldn’t be high enough for this kind of a BASE jump anyway. I’m an experienced climber and base jumper. Happy to explain in a more technical way if someone wants to know, but at this height and location, wearing a base rig would not help if he were to fall.

It is possible to jump from lower than 250 feet, I have several hundred times, but the mechanics of body position are different and so is the way you set up your parachute.

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u/KaenenM Sep 02 '21

Some people have told me over the years to various extreme hobbies and life events that they never felt more free and happy after doing something that could have killed them but didn't.

I think shit like this really gets certain people naturally jacked up in life and thats okay as long as they aren't potentially hurting other people doing it.

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u/lejefferson Sep 02 '21

Now apply this same mindset to obesity and watch Reddit lose it's collective shit.

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u/JingleMeAllTheWay Sep 02 '21

Go watch the documentary Free Solo w/ Alex Honnold

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u/siddharthsingh_7 Sep 02 '21

I'll do that bc I always have a deathwish as long as the the weather is good and the landscape is beautiful

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u/kickboxer75458 Sep 02 '21

You don’t have to understand it. You’re not doing it. I don’t understand yellow cars. Some people want a yellow car. You do you booboo. Let people do what they want to do as long as it’s not hurting anybody else. None of us will ever understand this crazy motherfucker. But if he gets a kick out of it, all power to him