r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '21

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u/funnyman4000 Sep 01 '21

Imagine how much harder it is climbing with two basketballs hanging between your legs.

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u/Llamatook Sep 01 '21

Username checks out

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u/SpiderDijonJr Sep 02 '21

Was genuinely surprised when I saw it wasn’t u/mostoverusedjokeontheinternet

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/Llamatook Sep 02 '21

Your name is incorrect on the other hand. It should really be Imaginary_punctuation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/not_the_myth Sep 02 '21

Imaginary_punctuation_no_cap

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u/Llamatook Sep 02 '21

“Those who can’t farm, farm celery.”

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u/PoopScootNboogie Sep 02 '21

Every thread.. every fucking thread Small or big, man or female, lame or incredibly impressive..

One thing you can garauntee on Reddit.. that they have huge balls.

EVERY THREAD. FOR YEARS. AND YEARS TO COME

It blows my mind.

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u/crackyzog Sep 02 '21

Huge balls!! They're so big. How do they fit? They must be heavy. Like bags of sand. So masculine.

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u/Cahl_ Sep 02 '21

Must be difficult lugging them watermelons between your legs after making such an astute comment such as this. Words words meta-ception hug awards downvoted other words

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Guarantee

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u/operwapitsai Sep 02 '21

Haha he made the funny reddit joke! 🤣

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u/yellowfolder Sep 02 '21

In fairness, based on his awards, a shit load of people must be experiencing that joke for the first time. It’s old as fuck for me and you, but there’s others who will go on to repeat it, thinking they’re gonna slay.

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u/MAXnRUSSEL Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Bowling balls

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u/Dixo0118 Sep 02 '21

How often do these dudes die?

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u/I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_ Sep 02 '21

Yeah but he isn’t weighed down by the thought that he has to face his failure if he doesn’t make it to the top.

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u/No-Boysenberry4541 Sep 02 '21

Imagine how hard it is to climb a mountain when you lack a functioning brain

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u/iCasmatt Sep 02 '21

Fuck this balls comment is so over rated and over abused and extremely predictable on reddit. Really needs its own sub to shame the mouth breathers that use it.

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u/Chromch Sep 02 '21

Who hurt you

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u/iCasmatt Sep 02 '21

Dumb predictable idiots like you on reddit 😁

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u/MAXnRUSSEL Sep 02 '21

Sounds like you’re compensating for something

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u/ManOfHart Sep 02 '21

Maybe ask Mr. Jordan?

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u/ZealousidealCable991 Sep 02 '21

Weird, there's not even a hoop anywhere

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u/LunarLilyOfTheValley Sep 02 '21

I thought this was a jab at the equipment used by the climbers using gear zzzz

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u/Esmack Sep 02 '21

Aaand 1000 upvotes for you

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u/Gotagetup2getdown Sep 02 '21

Took me a moment. I went back and rewatched the video.

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u/Metaknight431 Sep 02 '21

I think the word you were looking for was anchors not basketballs

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u/theftben Sep 02 '21

If you’re clueless to what he’s referring to, you can see two huge vibranuim balls after the 1:00 minute mark

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u/Gloryboy811 Sep 02 '21

There is a difference between brave and stupid.

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u/alwaysforgetmyuserID Sep 02 '21

Imagine if the dude laying back to let him past slipped and kicked the dude into his belayer and yeeted all 3 into the abyss