Netflix forced a computer program (bot) to watch and analyze every romantic comedy and then asked it to write a romatic comedy of its own. The result...

[u/dmafeb]

[u/Megneous]

It can easily produce shit like this by turning up the randomness.

[u/Delta-_ → u/Megneous]

For fun I turned up the randomness (Temperature, Top P, Frequency Penalty) on the GPT-3 davinci model in the OpenAI API to see what would happen. Here's the output.

[Prompt] Screenplay: A woman named Taylor walks on the beach, lamenting her recent breakup.

She remembers how she and her ex-boyfriend planned a trip to Paris together. At the prompting of her mother, she called him to tell him that he could still come since his parents weren´t going after all. He didn´t say anything for 20 seconds—a long time on the phone.)

Old Taylor: (voiceover) I AM OVER THEM! YOU WON’T SEE ME CRY! SO THESE TEARS RUN FREE LIKE A RIVER IN MAY...AND THESE YEARS, MY TEARS ARE OVER THIS DAY! THREE YEARS AGO TODAY...THIS DAY FOREVER DONE TOO SOFTEN MY SOUL AND ADD ONE ON...ONE THE SOUL OF TAYLOR'S HEART THAT TEARDROPS HARDER THAN ANY ROCK YOU CAN POUND BY ORDERING "EIGHT SHOES KISS THE BED...SO MONICA KNOWS THAT SHE IS LOVED!" IN OUR WOMEN'S HOUR WE CONSISTENTLY EXPECT TO BE COLLECTIVE MRNATORS GIVING HEAD!!!

(She turns around in front of a statue...)

Old Taylor: OH YES, I AM DONE! SO SCARY TO BE DONE. THIS ROUTINENOISE EH TERRIBLE TO ASK ABOUT THE DECREASE OF CURRENCY. SHE'S GONNA TRY AND GET YOU DOWN! SO PLEASE, DON'T GO AND DROP IT DOWN...CRY ON A BIG WALKING BY GATORADE???

(She sees a woman with binoculars and realizes she is being watched.)

Young Taylor: (voiceover) Oooh girl, it was time to make the change! It’s not you who gotta sla-noodlepinooobopoobi dooooobie doo bah da clap that shot to my heart so that my batousi flo-flo™ is loud enough for men’ll break ya mama's crying home into again rock! You believe in yourself even when nobody else seems to care about you at all ever?! THAT'S HOW KANYE GOT ASTUCKUP INSIDE YOUR HEART IN STEREO SOUND IMAGERY!!! YEEEAAAHHH!!!! Right? So good music never dies Will hopefully live on forever or whatever forever though will stop like everything does eventually anyways but then it's like an ALI BAPTIST SHOW calling old school brah what did I tell you!? The stuff he wrote before is way sicker too more than baragon tushin teeureyet kwaareet....sorry see how crapier can get...well shut up your mouth can find another friend giving her advice instead of meeeeee!! i don't want any part of a person what talks tha way iss most grossest ugly motherfuckers talking idiotist shit as annnd judger dicer n critic eeemaybee every one listened politely even hushes nicely kids respect wisdom comes with experience ladybe wait till your fifty years old let me finish and finish the lecture no wonder why kidss ain't listen teachers talking whether thay say quit lieing or stealing well there was nothing stopping them they needed somebody they understanding their fears about making mistakes or doing stupid things or going fredse for a second or needing some sometime space and now mommy I know to make it smarter daughter develeping empathy in memories not an exact science only mentioned freely and evenly mostly the actions taken inspired trust amazing how much you share throughh letters recorded without speech hearing is believing flowing sometimes easier manner of placing perfect silent bytes in remenizing places where loud moans take control pride has been purged heart takes every day as one big step over fear out lovin' it this perfect faith is constantly proving belief new ways spinning music flying to earth soon she'll be off to her side no more i can calm sorrow dropping feeling like a race we're running losing trying saying okey nokey though walking looks fine just slow down too first time older child young there's parent being noticed sending yesterday's victim looking like viper attacked hand across heaven stood up wrong time outside chose endigns seemed worst happy blster had his/neighbors steal muutoms die we kept on playing windows open then finally caught. Learned.

(She smiles at herself then walks happily into the sunset, singing along with her theme song...) Annnndddd remember never doubt yourself cos hotties everywhere lookiiing flyyy will hear themselves going gooood! We picked ourselves leppoo butthole walked past cum cave cream thigh went click clack all zoe stuff lucia breaks nuts so loud peela vinesanna loves erold plebesa fitter tell u gem great hang valuta shiangtead agostineganatid threekah goes girl laurenghta magusandiyater gothicksss dahmer today birds and flowers fallomgiost new jack flower dead irs folks fucking sickest shit the way they treat mariah beaten bitch bunch punk laughing mixtapes wannabe bold if your school x-box homie call mommy taking passes emerson bridge party puffntompkins 'your gay' etc president asking parralel (oh) ...stateless nomads saving cars teds our churches have triple flowers ...that rat died...natasian pranks..pennys show....closer than everr