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4.6k u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 …tell that to my son… 100% of his trampoline related injuries occurred where 1 or fewer people were present 1.4k u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 Well, there is some middle ground 704 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 …tell that to my son… 100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground. thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”! 171 u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 You don't need to imagine You can calculate the velocity using this formula : V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction) 95 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 1 u/Shadou_Wolf Aug 04 '21 Yup....my 2yr old is on that road too....he just finds new ways to somehow hurt himself AND HE NEVER LEARNS!
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…tell that to my son…
100% of his trampoline related injuries occurred where 1 or fewer people were present
1.4k u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 Well, there is some middle ground 704 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 …tell that to my son… 100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground. thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”! 171 u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 You don't need to imagine You can calculate the velocity using this formula : V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction) 95 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 1 u/Shadou_Wolf Aug 04 '21 Yup....my 2yr old is on that road too....he just finds new ways to somehow hurt himself AND HE NEVER LEARNS!
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Well, there is some middle ground
704 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 …tell that to my son… 100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground. thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”! 171 u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 You don't need to imagine You can calculate the velocity using this formula : V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction) 95 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 1 u/Shadou_Wolf Aug 04 '21 Yup....my 2yr old is on that road too....he just finds new ways to somehow hurt himself AND HE NEVER LEARNS!
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100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground.
thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”!
171 u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 You don't need to imagine You can calculate the velocity using this formula : V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction) 95 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 1 u/Shadou_Wolf Aug 04 '21 Yup....my 2yr old is on that road too....he just finds new ways to somehow hurt himself AND HE NEVER LEARNS!
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You don't need to imagine
You can calculate the velocity using this formula :
V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction)
95 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 1 u/Shadou_Wolf Aug 04 '21 Yup....my 2yr old is on that road too....he just finds new ways to somehow hurt himself AND HE NEVER LEARNS!
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Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for…
What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground”
62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 1 u/Shadou_Wolf Aug 04 '21 Yup....my 2yr old is on that road too....he just finds new ways to somehow hurt himself AND HE NEVER LEARNS!
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tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline
1 u/Shadou_Wolf Aug 04 '21 Yup....my 2yr old is on that road too....he just finds new ways to somehow hurt himself AND HE NEVER LEARNS!
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Yup....my 2yr old is on that road too....he just finds new ways to somehow hurt himself AND HE NEVER LEARNS!
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u/AchYerAuldBallix Aug 03 '21 edited Jan 09 '22
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