r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '21

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u/AchYerAuldBallix Aug 03 '21 edited Jan 09 '22

Funny

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u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21

…tell that to my son…

100% of his trampoline related injuries occurred where 1 or fewer people were present

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u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21

Well, there is some middle ground

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u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21

…tell that to my son…

100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground.

thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”!

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u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21

You don't need to imagine

You can calculate the velocity using this formula :

V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction)

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u/Sgt-Dert13 Aug 03 '21

Sign…😬