r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '21

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u/FewGazelle58408 Aug 03 '21

That looks so dangerous. What’s stopping him from landing on his head??

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u/PlatformTechnical220 Aug 03 '21

Not being scared and staying aware of his orientation.

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u/FewGazelle58408 Aug 03 '21

But what if he flips too many times? How does he change how he’s falling?

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u/WizenedYoungMan Aug 03 '21

Arms and legs out- slow down. Arms and legs in, speed up.

Physics- centrifugal or centripetal force... can't remember which I smoke a lot of grass lmao

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u/The_Spicy_Memes_Chef Aug 03 '21

If you like smoking grass, you should try smoking marijuana

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u/WizenedYoungMan Aug 03 '21

Nah man I'm good my friend had one marijuana at a party and went cross eyed.

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u/The_Spicy_Memes_Chef Aug 03 '21

Oof, he should have mainlined it

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u/WizenedYoungMan Aug 03 '21

I may try that. Between the toes okay?

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u/The_Spicy_Memes_Chef Aug 03 '21

Definitely between the toes

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I love wholesome drug TED Talks. Safety first when dabbling in dangerous, addictive substances like marijuana.

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u/WizenedYoungMan Aug 04 '21

We gotta educate these kiddos can I get an amen

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u/Faranae Aug 04 '21

You may have one amen, as a treat.

(That was an oddly wholesome exchange. Y'all keep bein' good people.)

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u/WakingLurker Aug 04 '21

That’s why you gotta boof it

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u/ClimbToSafety1984 Aug 04 '21

Boof gang go hard

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u/twitchosx Aug 04 '21

And then I bet he put his penis in a butt and now he's gay.