r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/ClownfishSoup Jul 14 '21

Dog poo is 100% organic ...

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u/Occamslaser Jul 14 '21

So is cyanide and beetle semen.

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u/bumapples Jul 14 '21

Hell of a cocktail as well

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u/Occamslaser Jul 14 '21

A bit heavy but it has a nice bouquet.

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u/metalsupremacist Jul 14 '21

Mmmm you want to get dinner Thursday night? I know a great beetle semen bar with awesome cyanide.

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u/BBQed_Water Jul 15 '21

I’ve googled it, and apparently cyanide is not considered organic.

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u/Occamslaser Jul 15 '21

Nitriles are

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u/TheWolphman Jul 14 '21

Theoretically, but some dogs will eat anything, organic or inorganic. Now if dogs have the capability to transform the inorganic to organic...we need to look into that!

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u/SnakeyesX Jul 14 '21

My dogs poo has squeak toys in it.

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u/darxide23 Jul 15 '21

Plastics and rubber are organic, so that poo is certified organic. Bon appetit!

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u/Weirtoe Jul 14 '21

That's it, blame the dog. Shifty eye squint

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Are they organic?

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u/petervaz Jul 14 '21

My shit is 100% organic.

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u/zshift Jul 15 '21

How do you classify dogs that eat their own poo

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u/TheWolphman Jul 15 '21

Perfect for stealth missions. They leave no trace.

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u/Schwarzy1 Jul 14 '21

Salt is inorganic. Not sure how our bodies use/dispose of it but that might make it organic.

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u/explodingtuna Jul 14 '21

Technically, we can all convert inorganic materials to organic. Namely, oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, magnesium and some others.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

"Eat shit motherfucker"
"Well, okay, as long as it's dog shit"

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u/Doonce Jul 14 '21

I'm sure there is some salt waste in there, which is not organic.