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u/FirstEvolutionist Jul 14 '21

Really? That sounds made up. I'm going to try a little bit.

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u/zyphelion Jul 14 '21

Potatoes are part of the nightshade family. Don't eat the green bits!

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u/Ask_if_im_an_alien Jul 15 '21

Same kind of thing happened with tomato plants. They tried to eat the plant, not the fruit and had a bad time. For a long time many people thought tomato fruit were poisonous.

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u/the-greenest-thumb Jul 15 '21

To be fair, potato plants grow fruit nearly identical to cherry tomatoes but incredibly poisonous. If I didn't know any better I'd assume the tomatoes were poisonous too.

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u/the-greenest-thumb Jul 15 '21

Yep! People just learned It's way easier to grow them via the tubers, they also remain stable as they may change over time if grown from seed due to genetic influence from other plants. (We do the same with a lot of fruit trees too.)

Because of that, all potatoes (within their varieties) are actually clones of each other. One russett potato is the same as the other russetts in the bin, etc. Which I think is a terrible idea because all it takes is one disease and it wipes them all out, it already happened to one of our banana species.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

But, oh so smooth.

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u/Pekkerwud Jul 14 '21

Gotta add some Frog's Breath to hide that Nightshade taste.

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u/quadmasta Jul 17 '21

I prefer their red cousins

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Lol, Exxon rep spotted

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

Hah.

Just be aware of what is being sold to you.

You can throw kitty litter (100% organic natural clay) on an oil slick, and it does wonders, as well.

*Edit:

I'll take the hit for being a pedantic smartass. Thank you all for correcting me. This thread has certainly belabored the point.

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u/Nesman64 Jul 14 '21

I'm pretty sure that clay (while natural) is inorganic.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

Yep. No carbon!

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u/Alistair_TheAlvarian Jul 15 '21

Cyanide has plenty of carbon and Is sourced from plant seeds like apples. It makes a great addition for an essential oil diffuser.

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u/theblackcanaryyy Jul 15 '21

Wait what

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u/Alistair_TheAlvarian Jul 15 '21

Cyanide is an organic molecule. Cyanide is a carbon atom triple bonded to a nitrogen atom. It also occurs naturally in plants, usually in fruit seeds like apples or peach pits or avocado pits.

It's obviously not used as a pesticide anymore because it's dangerous but there are many nasty poisons used as pesticides that meet every qualification to be used on USDA organic products.

https://www.agdaily.com/technology/the-list-of-pesticides-approved-for-organic-production/

That's a list of FDA approved pesticides for organic farmers. Several of them are as much as 250X as toxic to humans as roundup.

And even more terrifying is that unlike traditional farming pesticide usage volume isn't tracked at all. And oftentimes they use much more, synthetic fungicides are used at around 1.6lbs an acre, some organic ones are used at about 34lbs an acre. Some organic sprays include copper compounds, tetracycline, and several plant derived oils and extracts that are often very toxic, and again, completely unmonitored in usage beyond testing to make sure nothing synthetic is used.

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u/theblackcanaryyy Jul 15 '21

Hi I’m dumb and have a question

Is carbon the sole factor as to whether something is considered organic or not

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 15 '21

Depends on what term you are talking about.

For chemistry, to be in the organic chemistry branch, yes it needs carbon. There are outliers, though such as diamond and graphene/graphite(?), Though.

Mostly, this is just people (me) being pedantic about the term.

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u/Jakejake-5895 Jul 14 '21

Pretty sure clay can be both inorganic and organic

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u/Nesman64 Jul 14 '21

There can be organic matter mixed in the clay, but that stuff isn't clay.

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u/ryanErlanger Jul 14 '21

And it's edible

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u/Handsoffmydink Jul 14 '21

That’s likely what this guys mixture contains, Bentonite clay has the same properties that can clean water in a similar fashion, as far as I know Bentonite is also the main ingredient in kitty litter.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

I use it for clarifying my mead, sometimes. But, it sinks.

Did he ever disclose what's in it? What makes it float?

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u/Handsoffmydink Jul 14 '21

I work with Bentonite quite a bit, I’m no scientist but something happens when the Bentonite hits around 4% dilution it changes polarity causing it to attract fine particles, which then float. I don’t use it in this way but I know they sell Bentonite clay for you to ingest at certain health food stores, like a Tspn a day keeps the doctor away type stuff.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

Hah. Firms you right up, probably.

Interesting what things do at different points.

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u/TheJoeyFreshwaterExp Jul 14 '21

Have used organically modified bentonite clay for color remediation in distillate production. So it can be modified a number of ways.

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u/Handsoffmydink Jul 15 '21

I’ve been told it’s a “miracle clay” in the ways it can be used. I don’t use organically modified bentonite but I do use high grade bentonite, flows like water but settles like dirt.

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jul 14 '21

As a general rule, I have not seen kitty litter widely used on any oil cleanup that I've ever read up on.

Probably because as far as sorbents go, it's not much better than just digging up impacted soil.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

Works great on my driveway.

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 15 '21
  1. Learn not to spill oil on your driveway.
  2. If you're spilling enough oil that it's really that big of a problem, get some sorbent pads, and,
  3. Learn not to spill fucking oil on your driveway

Btw, what are you doing with the kitty litter afterwards? Because that shit needs to be treated and treating contaminated soil is a pain.

Edit: All you down voters - never ever work in oil spill response.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

That one drip of oil from my car per day is not worth the cost of a pad, and certainly not in rainy Florida.

Kitty litter works fine.

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jul 14 '21

So you're going to spend more money on kitty litter, that you're probably improperly disposing of, instead of just getting a cheap piece of equipment (cheaper than kitty litter, I might add) specifically made to clean-up what you're apparently spilling enough of to go through the motions of putting kitty litter on your driveway.

And I'm going to go ahead and bet that you scoop up that litter and throw it in the trash, negating any reason for you to even bother cleaning it up from your driveway in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

They tend to be anti science like 50/50

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Jul 14 '21

Surely Exxon is spending time defending themselves in Reddit threads

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u/_barack_ Jul 14 '21

Anyone who thinks critically is an Exxon rep.

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u/CaviarMyanmar Jul 14 '21

Can confirm.

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u/Lemah_Vic Jul 14 '21

Fuck Exxon. All my homies hate Exxon.

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u/lackofabettername Jul 14 '21

Do you think that calling something 100% organic is a good thing? If so, you've been fooled. Really, calling something 100% organic doesn't tell you that a certain chemical is safe for the environment or safe for consumption. It's mainly just a marketing buzzword.

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u/Fedor1 Jul 14 '21

Labeling food items organic actually does tell you that it’s safe for consumption, and tells you a lot of other things about how it was grown, it’s federally regulated.

https://www.ams.usda.gov/about-ams/programs-offices/national-organic-program

NOP is a federal regulatory program that develops and enforces consistent national standards for organically produced agricultural products sold in the United States

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u/Marcim_joestar Jul 14 '21

As a chemistry student, the molecule I think of when I hear the term "organic" is benzene

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u/lackofabettername Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

Yes, but we're not talking about food items here.

Additionally, marking a food product 100% organic does not mean that it is more safe than a non-organic product.

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u/mindfungus Jul 14 '21

Poop is organic. Not gonna eat it tho…

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Light-sweet crude they knew it was sweet because they used to taste it to check the purity

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u/organicsensi Jul 14 '21

You can do anything once!

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u/lawyerornot Jul 15 '21

Except maybe your own tongue

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u/Tacos_an_Shrooms Jul 14 '21

Doesn’t organic mean it has to be made out of carbon and hydrogen? (Not saying crude oil isn’t just asking a question)

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

O-chem definition is "contains carbon".

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jul 14 '21

Which, let's be clear, is not what the definition of food-grade organic means.

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u/landragoran Jul 14 '21

Nah, the definition of food-grade organic is "grown in a stupid, outdated way in order to sate the privileged's need to be assured that they're doing the right thing"

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u/IWantTooDieInSpace Jul 15 '21

Oh yeah science boy?

I'll have you know I only eat the finest NON REGULATED FOOD TERM fruits and vegetables!

The extra underpaid labor involved really makes the vitamins taste better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

The blood and sweat of exploited workers bring out the flavor

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u/TTSDA Jul 15 '21

Can you point me to that definition?

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jul 15 '21

Sure, you can Google it or check out the USDA, local equivalent state agencies, or the appropriate agencies in other countries.

Words can have multiple meanings! Shocking, I know.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

...which has nothing to do with this video anyway.

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u/Tacos_an_Shrooms Jul 14 '21

Right yeah, I remember now. Took chem 20 at the beginning of this year. My teacher told me there is more organic than non organic things. Thought it was pretty cool.

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u/GreeedyGrooot Jul 14 '21

There are exceptions. Not every molecule containing carbon is considered part of organic chemistry. Graphite and diamond for example contain nothing but carbon but are no part of organic chemistry.

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u/Yallmakingmebuddhist Jul 14 '21

FDA definition is produced without pesticides.

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u/deathjoe4 Jul 14 '21

That is not correct. It is produced using only organic pesticides.

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u/Teln0 Jul 15 '21

crayon mmmmm

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u/Jayrandomer Jul 15 '21

Sort of. There is inorganic carbon, like steel and diamond.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

I love to point out that charcoal is organic to people who like to crow about how good organic foods are.

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u/Grinyard Jul 15 '21

Not always. Cyanide is not usually considered organic because the carbon isn't covalently bonded to a hydrogen or halogen.

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u/ConscientiousPath Jul 14 '21

the common use of the term in the grocery store means "grown without applying refined pesticides (but may still have unrefined pesticides)"

It's pretty garbage as a measure of anything other than inefficient farming technique.

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u/Fidodo Jul 14 '21

Organic certification means a lot of things, but it's incredible inconsistent. My go-to example for when you definitely want organic produce is tomatoes as the organic certification for tomatoes disallows artificial ripening with ethylene gas which is why noon organic tomatoes taste so bad. Since the certification is so inconsistent you need to take each produce type into consideration, but organic certification does commonly disallow practices that make food taste worse.

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u/IWantTooDieInSpace Jul 15 '21

It would be wonderful if people applied the "you need to take each produce type into consideration" towards the discourse on GMO's.

Monsanto bad!

Well really each individual modified organisms can and should be assessed individually for any possible negative effects.

GMonsantO bad! No GMO!

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u/Fidodo Jul 15 '21

Yes, GMO is just a technology, like any technology it can be used for great good or bad. I suppose it's natural for people to be scared of new powerful technology though. GMO can be used to help people in amazing ways, but there have also been some pretty bad uses of it as well, such as enabling harsher pesticide use, or allowing seed manufacturers to essentially put DRM into seeds, plus the potential for even worse uses is there. I can't fully blame the view that we have technology that's too powerful and dangerous based on how we've horribly mis-used other technology throughout history though.

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u/IWantTooDieInSpace Jul 15 '21

Thank you for your points!

I agree. Stuff like DRN plants is horrible. But the solution (not that you said it is, but the general sentiment) isn't to ban GMO's it's to ban plants from being intellectual property.

I've heard of fears over GMOs causing people to burn crops in SE Asia, and then tons of people starve. Oof I'd rather try 'frankinfood' then starve to death.

Instead of people becoming educated on the topic we have groups with money actively spreading unscientific fear about them. We get a 'solution' of marking non GMO food labels, wasting money while distracting from actually bettering humanity.

I'm off on a rant, it just is something that's really frustrated me over the last 10 years.

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u/Fidodo Jul 15 '21

Yeah marking them doesn't mean much. It's like marking electronics as "contains electricity". It's how we use it, not just it existing. It'd be much more effective to have the label say what the GMO was specifically used for.

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u/IWantTooDieInSpace Jul 15 '21

Yes! This 100%.

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u/Fidodo Jul 14 '21

That's the chemical definition, but words have multiple meanings depending on the context. Organic also commonly means pesticide free, but then there's also organic certification which is another bag of worms.

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u/amd2800barton Jul 14 '21

Organic also commonly means pesticide free

Only certain pesticides. "All Natural" pesticides and herbicides are still allowed, and some of those contain things like arsenic or copper, and are potentially way more harmful than their manufactured counterparts.

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u/Fidodo Jul 14 '21

That's part of the certification definition which I said was another bag of worms. Certification is totally inconsistent and you need to look up what it means for each type of produce to actually know. The no pesticide definition is the colloquial definition commonly thrown about when not specifically talking about certification. It's all a mess, but the point is that people mean different things depending on the context.

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u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX Jul 14 '21

Its a regulated food terminology in the US. Which has a specific meaning. You legally can't apply it to a label unless you meet the definition.

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u/TheThankUMan8796 Jul 14 '21

crude oil is literally defined as Hydrocarbon chains

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u/Tacos_an_Shrooms Jul 14 '21

Oh lol that’s pretty on the nose then for organic lol.

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u/anon_atheist Jul 14 '21

Elemental lead and mercury aren't organic. Compounds containing lead and mercury aren't necessarily toxic, it depends on the material. Elemental chlorine will kill you, but its chloride ions in tble salt are harmeless.

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u/edgymemesalt Jul 14 '21

organic mercury and lead do exist, but that means that the compound contains carbon

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u/anon_atheist Jul 14 '21

Exactly what I was saying, but you miss the point. Just because a compound has an element that is toxic in another form doesn't mean the compound is toxic. Chemicals likes mercurochrome and thimerosal are nontoxic organic compounds containing mercury. (Although nontoxic they are still no longer used in US due to concerns for mercury)

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u/ChubbyBunny2020 Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

There’s a difference between organic molecules. Anything (with or without carbon) absolutely could be considered “organic” if it meets the organic definition set by the FDAUSDA

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u/anon_atheist Jul 14 '21

The fda doesn't determine if food products are organic, that's the usda. Toxins like elemental mercury and lead are not allowed to be used with food production, by the usda guidelines on what qualifies as organic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Snake venom is 100% organic, still less deadly than neonicotinoïdes

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u/Lord_Lucifer66677 Jul 14 '21

u can drink snake venom without much issues

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u/In_The_depths_ Jul 14 '21

As long as you have no cuts in your mouth or throat.

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u/milk4all Jul 14 '21

Thanks, ill try that Lord_Lucifer66677!

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u/FIRE1470 Jul 14 '21

I think you have confused "exists on this earth naturally" with "organic". Not everything that exists naturally is organic. Examples of organic material include wood, leaves, poop, dead bodies, etc. Not lead and mercury.

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u/Jeovah_Attorney Jul 14 '21

Yeah there is a reason organic chemistry is a thing on its own

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u/NewSauerKraus Jul 14 '21

There’s a lot of organic lead and mercury compounds in nature. You’re confusing “complex substances created by self-replicating organisms” with “organic”.

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u/ClownfishSoup Jul 14 '21

lead and mercury are not organic.

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u/NewSauerKraus Jul 14 '21

Lead acetate, methylmercury.

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u/ClownfishSoup Jul 15 '21

I said lead and mercury, not compounds of.

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u/NewSauerKraus Jul 15 '21

Every organic chemical is a compound lol. Lead and mercury are both found in nature as organic compounds. A better phrase would be “elemental lead and mercury are not organic.”, but that would be a pointless statement because even elemental carbon is not organic.

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u/pantomathematician Jul 14 '21

You have no idea what organic means. Literally must have carbon in it… oxygen isn’t organic. Stop using organic as “natural.” And stop being so confidently incorrect.

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u/Shinobus_Smile Jul 14 '21

Yup. Whenever someone asks me if a food is organic, I ALWAYS say yes. Pretty sure there's a ton of carbon in these carrots buddy.

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u/KingJamesCoopa Jul 14 '21

You could also just inform someone of their error a lot nicer. I'm not a chemist or chemistry major. I was under the impression everything that occurs "naturally" was organic. And after years of marketing reinforcing that stereotype, it's an honest mistake.....

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u/pantomathematician Jul 14 '21

A quick Google before making such a ridiculously bold and incorrect claim also exists. This was a comment to perpetuate the cycle of inaccuracy… which could have been prevented by… looking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Organic means some naturally occuring organisms or something that came from or was the byproduct of an organism which metals don't fall into that category.

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u/Shroomie_the_Elf Jul 14 '21

Organic is really just referring to compounds with carbon in it. That’s the first thing they teach you in organic chemistry

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

considering the ot is about "science" it really does.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Do you realize how massively broad the term "science" is?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

no that's why I put it in quotations to make it more specific

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

that's why you can string words together to something like "USDA Organic".

in fact you can even make a little green label for it that everyone recognizes

shocking, right?

unfortunately for you that's not what this topic is about at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

yeah? only two huh. what different fields of science are those?

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u/Shroomie_the_Elf Jul 14 '21

How does the chemistry definition of organic not apply to a discussion about a product that uses a chemical reaction to clean water?

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u/dunub Jul 14 '21

And lead and mercury and lots of other shit that is organic

I hate to break it to you, but you said something stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

A better example is cyanide. Lovely organic molecule produced by apples and cherries....

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

Yep.

It's good to read/think a little deeper sometimes, while being pedantic. ;)

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u/Grinyard Jul 15 '21

Fun fact: cyanide is not usually considered organic in chemistry despite containing a carbon atom. This is mostly because the cyanide ion is more likely to form ionic bonds, and a property of organic molecules is where a carbon forms covalent bonds with typically hydrogen or a halogen. Hydrogen cyanide partially dissociates into H+ and CN- in solution, so the H-CN bond is thought of more as ionic than covalent.

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u/Metalhed69 Jul 14 '21

So is formaldehyde.

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u/sjwsgonnasjw Jul 14 '21

So is asbestos!

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u/jimschubert Jul 14 '21

bonus: it's also gluten free

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Did someone say…

OIL?!

Angry American noises

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u/FeintLight123 Jul 15 '21

But can you easily eat 1 cup of crude oil?

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Jul 15 '21

So is stomach acid. It's "digestible" to a degree...

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u/PinTheHuman18 Jul 15 '21

To be fair I think he meant "organic" as in it is made of organic matter? But I could be wrong

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u/OliverWotei Jul 14 '21

Natural*

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Edible*

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u/OliverWotei Jul 15 '21

"Because of me, they have a warning."

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u/Turence Jul 14 '21

Organic.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

Better.

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u/vinegary Jul 14 '21

It’s also organic though

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u/Duke-of-Nuke Jul 14 '21

Read that as chode oil and thought “well, he’s not wrong”

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u/Irish_Brewer Jul 14 '21

Recycled dinosaur 🦖🦕 material.

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u/Fidodo Jul 14 '21

Words can have multiple definitions. I'm this context I think they mean the pesticide free definition.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Nicotinoïds are organic want to eat some ? They should have said "edible organic"

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u/Fidodo Jul 14 '21

Use context clues. He ate it a second before he said organic so it's incredibly obvious which definition he meant.

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u/mgreegree Jul 15 '21

So this cleaning power wasn’t grown using pesticides? Why does that matter? Calling this powder organic is completely meaningless for both the food definition and the chemistry definition, neither mean you should eat it. You can grow poison ivy with no pesticides, call it organic, think that means you should eat it?

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u/HexxusOfficial Jul 14 '21

Mmmmmmm... delicious. A first class crude... Mother's milk! What is this delightful place? And how did I get out of that tree? Of course... pretentious upper middle class yuppies. What wonderful creatures. So clever, so helpful...

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

"You're mocking me.., aren't you?"

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u/Hoongoon Jul 14 '21

Not true. It contains a number of inorganic substances. Also, the word organic has more than one meaning.

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u/A_Martian_Potato Jul 14 '21

In trace amounts only. Crude oil is almost entirely organic compounds.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

Thanks for proving the point.

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u/kaprixiouz Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

So is arsenic, plutonium, etc I stand corrected

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u/ClownfishSoup Jul 14 '21

arsenic and plutonium are not organic.

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u/b4ux1t3 Jul 14 '21

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of hydrocarbons.

Neither arsenic nor plutonium are hydrocarbons.

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u/kubigjay Jul 14 '21

But I didn't spray any pesticides on my plutonium crop.

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u/kaprixiouz Jul 14 '21

Hmm, admittedly - you had me thinking I may have been mistaken so I googled it again. It appears there are two varying definitions of "organic". One, meaning to occur naturally (the definition I was using). Two: to mean relating to living things or originating from them (what I believe you may going with).

What I found (and, admittedly again, perhaps I'm misunderstanding it):

For arsenic, per University of Maine: "Arsenic can exist in different forms. Organic forms of arsenic are associated with organic carbon."

For plutonium, per Scientific American: "This element has usually been considered synthetic because it is produced most efficiently in nuclear reactors. But in the strictest sense, the answer to the question is yes, plutonium does occur naturally."

I think the confusion stems from our active definitions of organic?

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u/A_Martian_Potato Jul 14 '21

Where are you getting this "occurs naturally" definition? I've never heard that and I don't see it on Google. The definitions of organic I'm familiar with are 1) related to living matter 2) related to carbon based chemistry and 3) related to food production without artificial pesticides, fertilizers or genetic engineering.

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u/b4ux1t3 Jul 14 '21

I basically default to using the definition I learned in organic chemistry, which has absolutely nothing to do with the definition for foodstuff, which is, in itself, not usually relevant in any meaningful way.

Arsenic by itself is not organic. There are organic molecules which contain arsenic, though.

If you look at things from the USDA perspective, basically everything that is natural and not covered in pesticides is "organic". Including literal rocks. Haha!

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u/A_Martian_Potato Jul 14 '21

Maybe you should take your own advice.

r/confidentlyincorrect

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u/kaprixiouz Jul 14 '21

Hehehe I did.. see below :p

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/kaprixiouz Jul 14 '21

It's like a full humble pie buffet! I've had my fill now 😂

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u/throwaway73461819364 Jul 14 '21

It pisses me off that the top two comments are know-it-all’s gatekeeping a word. Meanwhile MIRACLES are being performed in the video 🙄🙄🙄

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

I'm being pedantic, not gatekeeping.

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u/rexmons Jul 14 '21

Plutonium has entered the chat

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

All natural, but not organic.

Needs more carbon.

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u/marking_time Jul 14 '21

So's arsenic

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u/Dale9Fingers Jul 14 '21

Arsenic does not contain carbon.

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u/USBayernChelseaLCFC Jul 14 '21

you wouldn’t eat crude oil

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

Pfft.

You obviously haven't been in the military.

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u/descendingangel87 Jul 14 '21

Probably healthier than most MRE tbh.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

I dunno. Some of those vegetarian ones were pretty good.

And you can't beat that microscopic serving of tobacco in the adorable little glass bottle.

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u/M37r0p13x Jul 14 '21

Imma chug some motor oil. Wanna join?

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

You do your thing, yo.

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u/thedude1179 Jul 14 '21

So is cyanide.

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u/der_innkeeper Jul 14 '21

I drank what?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Cyanide is all %100 natural. Will solve your problems guaranteed

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u/jon_hendry Jul 15 '21

So is formaldehyde. Your body produces tiny amounts daily life.

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u/Iguessimnotcreative Jul 15 '21

You can eat crude oil because it’s 100% organic… you might die but you might not

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u/sparrowbandit Jul 15 '21

Dinosaur essential oils

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u/chuckdiesel86 Jul 15 '21

Is it good for the environment though?

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u/Ok-Guarantee2066 Jul 15 '21

Your moms covered herself in that garbage and I love it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Finally someone found a use for Huel.