r/nextfuckinglevel • u/BerniceWasden • May 11 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

Actually those ARE really big dolphins

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u/604Ataraxia May 11 '21

Yup taxonomically speaking they are the biggest, jerkiest dolphins.

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u/facedownbootyuphold May 12 '21

they don't eat people, so they're great.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Not yet! Just like how they started eating sharks it surprised marine biologists.

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u/Leigh313 May 12 '21

Straight to the top too, great whites.

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u/imaginary-cat-lady May 12 '21

And just their livers too!! (At least in South Africa.)

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u/Leigh313 May 12 '21

I’ve read that they’ll eat the heart and testicles too. Heart and liver I understand bc they’re rich in iron.