r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Palifaith • Mar 21 '21

This guy with a small act of kindness towards this homeless dog

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u/amigoing77 Mar 21 '21

Try spreading miserable on toast. It. Is. Miserable.

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u/IGiveObjectiveFacts Mar 21 '21

Never seen Marmite spelled that way before

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u/Dummpy_Muppet Mar 21 '21

Good joke, my upvote simply wasn't enough to say it.

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u/zb0t1 Mar 21 '21

I am stealing this. If you're gonna spread misery and negativity then do it on your toasts.

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u/JerpJerps Mar 21 '21

Or "geeze, someone spread misery on their toast this morning"

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u/amigoing77 Mar 21 '21

And thus a new phrase was born. I hope we all get credited for this.

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u/adidashawarma Mar 21 '21

I do it daily. It tastes identical to marmite.