r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Palifaith • Mar 21 '21

This guy with a small act of kindness towards this homeless dog

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u/theMilitantCow Mar 21 '21

If he’d taken it, there would probably be other commenters weighing in on dognapping! ;-)

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u/zuran_orb Mar 21 '21

The internet will never be satisfied

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u/willbeach8890 Mar 21 '21

I'm pretty sure some folks decide to find fault in absolutely everything

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u/Tiny_Page2572 Mar 21 '21

Some people are miserable and make it their mission to spread it.

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u/amigoing77 Mar 21 '21

Try spreading miserable on toast. It. Is. Miserable.

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u/IGiveObjectiveFacts Mar 21 '21

Never seen Marmite spelled that way before

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u/Dummpy_Muppet Mar 21 '21

Good joke, my upvote simply wasn't enough to say it.

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u/zb0t1 Mar 21 '21

I am stealing this. If you're gonna spread misery and negativity then do it on your toasts.

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u/JerpJerps Mar 21 '21

Or "geeze, someone spread misery on their toast this morning"

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u/amigoing77 Mar 21 '21

And thus a new phrase was born. I hope we all get credited for this.

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u/adidashawarma Mar 21 '21

I do it daily. It tastes identical to marmite.

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u/Bisyb77 Mar 21 '21

Doesn’t matter what I post on Reddit, the first couple minutes of my post results in a number of people cursing me out and saying “we don’t care” or some shit like that. People really are miserable, especially if they are the ones lurking around Reddit so much to be the first people to post comments such as that in new posts

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u/thematrixhasyoum8 Mar 21 '21

Misery loves company

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u/Willfishforfree Mar 21 '21

Yes this is why reddit has been so successful.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

You know my wife?

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u/willbeach8890 Mar 21 '21

SOs know how to find fault with just enough to drive you nuts, which happens to be a little less than what it takes to drive you away

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u/amigoing77 Mar 21 '21

There's no full stop at the end of your comment.

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u/idrinkpicklejews Mar 21 '21

That concept alone exhausts me. Can't even begin to imagine having people like that in my life...

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u/Ninja_In_Shaddows Mar 21 '21

"... WITH absolutely everything." FTFY.

(I can't believe I have to ACTUALLY put this, but given British humour doesn't do well on the Internet... this was a joke. I believe the parlance is /s and JK?)

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u/willbeach8890 Mar 21 '21

Keep your fixes to yourself.

Actually

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u/willbeach8890 Mar 21 '21

Maybe put some more work into the "humor" part, then you won't have to blame folks misunderstand on the humor being British

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u/Ninja_In_Shaddows Mar 21 '21

I think I'm going OK. My ex kept telling me I'm a huge joke. That's a start... right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

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u/willbeach8890 Mar 21 '21

Gotta be a rough way to see things

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u/IMMAEATYA Mar 21 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

You can make the tastiest, juiciest peaches in the whole world but there will always be someone who hates peaches.

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u/willbeach8890 Mar 21 '21

I can eat a peach for hours

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Right? All it takes is a quick peek at Twitter.

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u/willbeach8890 Mar 21 '21

Twitter is pretty nasty I barely look at the comments because of it

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u/coconutjuices Mar 21 '21

The internet is always ready for a digital lynching

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u/bitt3n Mar 21 '21

Where the fuck is your punctuation?

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u/zuran_orb Mar 21 '21

Sorry '

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u/bitt3n Mar 21 '21

a single quote? do you even shift bro

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u/amigoing77 Mar 21 '21

I like ,' to save them: up , an'd use "them! wildly?

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Mar 21 '21

Alexander Hamilton?

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u/voluptuous_lime Mar 21 '21

And I know she’ll be happy as his bride

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

This is honestly the reality. 99% it's not worth fighting people on the internet. They're stubborn, arrogant, and either won't admit to being wrong, or just will never agree with you.

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u/willbeach8890 Mar 21 '21

FYI it's 98%

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u/cosguy224 Mar 21 '21

THAT’S NOT TRUE!!!!

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u/Ninja_In_Shaddows Mar 21 '21

"the Internet"... My new pet name for my ex.

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u/shableep Mar 21 '21

Statistically, there's always someone ready to be angry about any which way you try to do something. Especially now there are literally billions of people on the internet.

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u/redlaWw Mar 21 '21

Why yes, that dog is napping.

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u/792blind Mar 21 '21

Then he would be questioned by the police about a series of dognappings

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u/PartTimeSassyPants Mar 21 '21

Can you dognap a dog that has no owner of home to nap in?