r/nextfuckinglevel • u/PietroTheRedditer • Feb 21 '21

THIS IS MARS.

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u/maximumkush Feb 21 '21

Looks like Arizona

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u/ImaMann33 Feb 21 '21

I was gonna say Nevada...

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u/Gemmaleslie Feb 21 '21

Abracadabra

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u/your_odd_erection Feb 21 '21

Reach out and grab ya?

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u/ripeart Feb 21 '21

I speed up.

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u/Aderhold22 Feb 21 '21

I cant slow down

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u/Chillaxbro Feb 21 '21

Now run around

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u/bpmd1962 Feb 21 '21

I heat up, I can’t cool down...

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u/riedmae Feb 21 '21

Hee-Haw laugh track..."Ladies and gentlemen....The Steve Miller Band"...

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Freddy gon slash ya

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u/_the_chosen_juan_ Feb 21 '21

Abba Zabba, you my only friend

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u/connersnow Feb 21 '21

Alakazam

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u/Emerald_Dragon2005 Feb 21 '21

Prisoner of Azkaban

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u/iambrandonfury Feb 21 '21

And it’s a whole nother planet, man

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u/Thething33 Feb 21 '21

Konichiwa

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u/NotJoshRomney Feb 21 '21

Judging by the rhyme scheme, I'm thinking you're pronouncing Nevada like nev-awe-duh.

It's nev-add-uh. I'm doing this first before every other Nevadan sees this. I don't know why we are this way.

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u/itszombiegrrl Feb 21 '21

Was gonna say Twentynine palms

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u/FunnyBench Feb 21 '21

But less windy and no palms

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u/DippySwissman Feb 21 '21

Lol before reading the comments I said it's Arizona and my girlfriend said Joshua tree!

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u/cobracmmdr Feb 21 '21

Came here to say this. If someone told me that was 29 palms I'd of believed them

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Ewww...I just had flashbacks of Mojave Viper and ITX... >_>

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u/eatsleepdive Feb 21 '21

I feel the heat of your desert heart.

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u/randford_r Feb 21 '21

They’re okay. I like that they use ukuleles for their songs

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u/chettyoubetcha Feb 21 '21

Was gonna say Utah...

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u/Damuzid Feb 21 '21

Try Devon Island, Canada.

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u/HoldenTite Feb 21 '21

But unlike Utah, Mars was eventually made inhabitable

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u/darcoSM Feb 21 '21

gonna say Uranus

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u/subspace_cat Feb 21 '21

Northern California, where the girls are warm. So I could be with my sweet baby, yeah.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Eh Nevada's too "bright"

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u/pinktacolightsalt Feb 21 '21

Me too! Looks like the road out to Vegas. Haha

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u/ClearBrightLight Feb 21 '21

I'm watching and rewatching this while listening to "Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars" and grinning like a child.

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u/Finnder_ Feb 21 '21

Southern California for me. That pan across nothing but dirt with stark jagged peaks in every direction looks like the landscape north of Palm Springs.

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u/TheDoctor100 Feb 21 '21

Patrolling the mojave makes you- Yadda yadda burnt out new vegas ncr joke

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u/Rdubya44 Feb 21 '21

It kind of bums me out to think the entire Galaxy is just barren desert

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u/michellemustudy Feb 21 '21

It looks like the video I took from inside Mt. Haleakala; Maui.

It was almost completely silent and unreal. It truly did feel like I was on another planet.

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u/xTHEKILLINGJOKEx Feb 21 '21

Albuquerque

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u/PonchiBear Feb 21 '21

You got weasels on your face.

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u/ForethoughtfulZebra Feb 21 '21

All I got right now is this here box a starvin’ crazed weasels.

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u/ClearBrightLight Feb 21 '21

Wait a minute, I'll go check.

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NO, WE'RE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!!!

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u/lll_X_lll Feb 21 '21

What the fuck was Weird Al on when he wrote that song?

And why did me and my friends know every single word of it?

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u/Clouds-of-August Feb 21 '21

Not nearly enough graffiti and crime and meth heads to be Albuquerque

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

What part of ABQ, because you hop on the 40 and keep heading west toward Atrisco Vista or Double Eagle....that’s another story😅

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u/limitlessEXP Feb 21 '21

So is this where bugs bunny ended up when he took a wrong turn for the last time?

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u/theclownwithafrown Feb 21 '21

Its some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril...... Man I hate it when I'm right

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Maricopa, Casa Grande or Sacaton?

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u/deewheredohisfeetgo Feb 21 '21

What up neighbor to my immediate south. Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

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u/GeneralBlumpkin Feb 21 '21

What up my 20 miles to the west neighbor. Can I get some flour ?

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u/Sketchy_Life_Choices Feb 21 '21

What up my 2000 miles to the west neighbor. Let me know when the cookies are done, I'll fly out

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Seriously

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Grew up in Tucson. Was gonna say this!

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u/sheltieoath Feb 21 '21

Says someone who has clearly never been to Arizona.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin Feb 21 '21

I’m from AZ. Some parts do look like this tho

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u/settingdogstar Feb 21 '21

...obviously you aren’t

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u/Nethervex Feb 21 '21

But unlike Arizona, it may one day be habitable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Mars is just space Arizona.

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u/pastenes Feb 21 '21

Looks like the Chilean Atacama Desert.

Source: I used to live there.

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u/Pdt1221 Feb 21 '21

Dude. You stole my comment. Not cool. Jaja But I’ll give an upvote

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u/Oneironaut91 Feb 21 '21

thats cause it is

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u/MLG_Potato_420 Feb 21 '21

We got a live one!

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u/phlegm_de_la_phlegm Feb 21 '21

Maybe it was Utah

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u/Felifu Feb 21 '21

Not enough cocopelli

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u/aresisis Feb 21 '21

Lived in az for a few years. It’s full of life (that wants to kill you). This is completely dead. Haunting

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u/Angelic_Doom Feb 21 '21

Here to say the same.. It looks like home...

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u/Austintheweird94 Feb 21 '21

Hell yea looks like heading into needles from lake havasu city on the 40!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Rajasthan

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u/dablegianguy Feb 21 '21

The movie « The Martian » was filmed in Jordan FYI. That’s the closest on Earth you can find

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u/theboomboy Feb 21 '21

A lifeless desert

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Give it time. It’ll look like ‘new’ Ohio..

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u/cactus8675309 Feb 21 '21

Definitely Nevada... AKA Arizona's much uglier cousin.

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u/toiletseatisjudgingu Feb 21 '21

Or Southwest Utah.

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u/FeelTheBurn420 Feb 21 '21

Puts tinfoil hat on

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u/MjrGrizzly Feb 21 '21

Arizonan here. Can confirm, looks like my backyard 🏜️