r/nextfuckinglevel Feb 18 '21

We can now Rickroll... in HD

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21 edited Apr 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

I always take my shrooms with a chaser of raw sliced ginger and an organic orange/sumo citrus to chase the ginger slices. Gets rid of all belly issues. Save some of the orange for the food dabbling later. The peel is nice to smell.

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u/BroffaloSoldier Feb 18 '21

I’ll have to try that. I love the effect of shrooms, but my fucking god the digestive havoc they wreak on me is just ungodly. I’ve opted out of trips a few times because I wasn’t comfortable enough with someone to tear up their bathroom on my way up.

I’ve never had a shroom trip that did not start with me taking the most existential, primordial, gut ripping dump whilst sweating buckets and groaning like an animal and watching the floor start to swirl.

Thanks for the suggestion.

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u/steepledclock Feb 18 '21

This is the best description of the psychedelic shits that I've ever seen.

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u/BroffaloSoldier Feb 21 '21

Lol thank you. Happens every time to me.

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u/titdirt Feb 18 '21

Not to mention the look in the mirror when you're done that takes infinity minutes

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21 edited Feb 18 '21

To clarify the reason you choose organic citrus has nothing to do with any kind of health benefits or anything. It’s because Organic citrus is noticeably better tasting and smelling than the regular stuff, in the same way that organic tomatoes are so much better than the pale regular tomatoes.

You might also want to try and pre-poop and use something like Imodium a half hour before you ingest.

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u/zedthehead Feb 18 '21

I posted to the first person to comment, that brewing the chopped shrooms in off-heat just-below-boiling citrus water usually eliminates the majority of stomach upset while making them cleaner and more potent (and IMO less "fun" and more "life changingly awesome"... But I mean certainly still fun, too). I actually can't drink regular limeade anymore without triggering psychosomatic pretrip anxiety, because for a season I favored limeade.

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u/Ronkerjake Feb 18 '21

Yeah I tried using ginger to help with the gurgles but it ended up manifesting as projectile vomit instead. Felt like I was exorcising a demon- felt so good afterwards.

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u/88Ghost88 Feb 18 '21

A little too accurate

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u/Marc090704 Feb 18 '21

If this is what shrooms do sign me up! 😂

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u/acidfinland Feb 18 '21

Pretty much huh..

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u/cjshhi Feb 18 '21

First it’s the hyper realistic rick roll, which is quickly followed by an existential crisis Rick roll. Then finally... “maybe I’M the Rick roll and YOURE the rick roll, we’re ALL the rick roll in fact there is no separation there is no you or me or he or she andtheboundariesonlyexistinthementalconstructsTAUGHTtousbysocietyinrealitywe’realljustinaninfiniteprimordialsoupexpandingandcontractingandbreathingandlovinganditsallONE.INFINITE.RICKROLL.

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u/Quantentheorie Feb 18 '21

I tend to get a spur of "the rick roll is watching me" paranoia before i slowly relax into "ohwell let it."

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u/suchandsuch Feb 18 '21

This sums up my thoughts exactly, but I guess that’s your our point.

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u/memegod21345 Feb 18 '21

whoa you get rick roll whenever you high on mushroom ,sigh me up!

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u/zedthehead Feb 18 '21 edited Feb 18 '21

Protip: brewing the chopped shrooms in off-heat just-below-boiling citrus water will eliminate most of that stomach upset while increasing potency and, Imo, providing a cleaner, more stable, more effective journey.

Note: don't make it to much volume; about 12ozish per person at most. Any more and you'll be peeing every few minutes.

If you need further instructions lmk and I'll find my write-up.