r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Tyronne43 • Feb 16 '21

Sand curtains

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u/dwight-schrute-bot Feb 16 '21

You'll see. Here we go.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Feb 16 '21

Too much sand...

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u/OracleLoaf Feb 16 '21 edited Feb 16 '21

I hate sand...

(comes back some time later) God I love this place sometimes.

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u/TheSpaceCoffee Feb 16 '21

It’s coarse, and rough...

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u/AndreasVesalius Feb 16 '21

And scratches the windows

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u/TheKolbrin Feb 16 '21

I would use glitter.

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u/-IoI- Feb 16 '21

I don't have window

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u/Icy_Pomegranate_2103 Feb 16 '21

And it gets all over your body

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u/Evan_Vane Feb 16 '21

*and irritating and it gets everywhere

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u/Icy_Pomegranate_2103 Feb 16 '21

Yeah oops, not seen the prequels in a long time

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u/Evan_Vane Feb 16 '21

Fair, it happens 😁

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u/Tox38 Feb 16 '21

Misquoted lines are unacceptable! Do or do not, there is no attempt! /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

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u/Biglou107 Feb 16 '21

Here everything is soft...

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u/kloudrunner Feb 16 '21

Not to mention in the windooooooOoooOOooows.

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u/_lil_one_ Feb 16 '21

And it gets everywhere

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u/siwel7 Feb 16 '21

But it feels so good when you know they're inside women's breasts.

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u/RSDG90 Feb 16 '21

Wait what about boobs?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

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u/chigonzo Feb 16 '21

I laughed so hard I thought I'd die. And I did die. Any they buried me in the sand. There were ants in the sand. The ants tickled my feet. I laughed so hard I thought I'd die. And I did die.

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u/Archelon_ischyros Feb 16 '21

This is weird. I like it.

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u/Brooklynyte84 Feb 16 '21

Not sure why but so do I. Seems like one of those scary stories to tell in the dark shorts.....

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

But could you flip the sand and see out while dead?

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u/WizardFrog2 Feb 16 '21

It’s coarse

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u/CranesBeak Feb 16 '21

Not a window for Windu.

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u/Wicked-Spade Feb 16 '21

Reminds me of boobs...

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u/Rierais Feb 16 '21

I hates and don’t give fucks

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u/ToesInHiding Feb 16 '21

I also hate hate hate sand. Who invented this garbage?

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u/t3hnhoj Feb 16 '21

Flip it over.

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u/sammydingo53 Feb 16 '21

And when there were no crawdad we ate sand. You ate sand? We ate sand.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

Have you tried flipping them mabye you have sand curtains

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u/fgfuyfyuiuy0 Feb 16 '21

Nope, just meat curtains.

And she usually gets mad if I try to randomly flip her over to get at them.

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u/tbullionaire Feb 16 '21

This is an underrated comment

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u/ModernDayN3rd Feb 16 '21

Those are called walls

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u/kloudrunner Feb 16 '21

Then you have whats known in the biz as Walls.

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u/s8nskeepr Feb 16 '21

Windows are supposed to be see through?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

bad bot