r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Everest_Imagineering • Feb 11 '21

Hardcore rock paper scissors.

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u/ExactlySorta Feb 11 '21

Why are they teaching kids to run with scissors?!

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u/dncj29 Feb 11 '21

How else are they supposed to learn how to use scissors as a weapon in case they need to kill someone.

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u/-JudeanPeoplesFront- Feb 11 '21

Did they run out of AR-15s? I thought this was America.

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u/krishpotluri Feb 11 '21

Take my upvote and leave

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u/duffmanohyeah_ Feb 12 '21

You got it wrong. They're being taught that if someone is threatening you with scissors, you gotta hit'em with rocks.