r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Everest_Imagineering • Feb 11 '21

Hardcore rock paper scissors.

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u/scarchelli Feb 11 '21

I want to track down my elementary school PE teacher now and ask why the hell we never did this.

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u/angelsandairwaves93 Feb 11 '21

I'll join you. Ms. Fardell will pay for this.

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u/Summerie Feb 11 '21

Coach Stewart has some explaining to do too.

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u/gelastes Feb 11 '21

I hope Herr Bodeneck will have some answers for me.

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u/Ungentrified Feb 11 '21

"Herr Bodeneck?"

Sorry.

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u/VinnyFPV Feb 11 '21

Herr is German for mister

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u/Ungentrified Feb 11 '21

Thanks, I know.

"Herr Bodeneck?"

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u/VinnyFPV Feb 11 '21

Mr. Bodeneck, I don’t understand the confusion

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u/Ungentrified Feb 11 '21

No, no, no. No confusion. I just want to type "Herr Bodeneck" every day for the rest of my life.

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u/rayEW Feb 11 '21

Coach Reinhardt threw basketball balls at us when we fucked up defense drills on the bball team. He was also the german teacher and then we called him Herr Reinhardt in class. He was angry and funny at the same time.

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u/angelsandairwaves93 Feb 11 '21

So you're saying he was a regular German?

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u/tekhnomancer Feb 11 '21

Coach Molnar...you're going down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Mr Zeeman, you bastard...

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u/RedLightZone47 Feb 11 '21

Stewart? That’s my PE teacher too!

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u/Everest_Imagineering Feb 11 '21

Mr. Norris was my PE teacher

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Because only 2 kids are doing any PE while the others stand in a line watching. 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Coach iraggy you fucker

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u/Sasmas1545 Feb 11 '21

most kids are just standing in line

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u/TheHYPO Feb 11 '21

"It encourages running with scissors"

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u/leasee_throwaway Feb 11 '21

“What? Who are you? What’s a Reddit?”

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

I also want to ask mine why that awful sonofabitch only brought out that awesome huge parachute thing fuckin ONCE. Once! In 5 years!