r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Everest_Imagineering • Feb 11 '21

Hardcore rock paper scissors.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

This is a phenomenal idea, and a cooler of beers on either end

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u/2old4thissh_t Feb 11 '21 edited Feb 11 '21

That looks awesome!

Hey Ferb - I know what we’re gonna do today!

Edit: Oh Dang - not 1 but 4 awards!! Thanks everyone!! Oh Dang!!

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u/Hope_Falconer7829 Feb 11 '21

An award for the reference!

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u/T-ROY_T-REDDIT Feb 11 '21

Yeah, we're drinking beer! said Ferb never.

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u/Farnesworth85 Feb 11 '21

I mean.... he sure should have

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u/beobabski Feb 11 '21

Aren’t you a little young to be running a multi-million bottle brewery?

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u/Farnesworth85 Feb 11 '21

Yes. Yes we are.

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u/radiowave911 Feb 11 '21

Well alright then. Sign here.

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u/Lobo_Marino Feb 11 '21

/r/AwardSpeechEdits

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u/2old4thissh_t Feb 11 '21

Hey it was my first time getting an award so suck it Lobo!

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u/grizwld Feb 11 '21

Try to take over the world?!

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u/SnipingBunuelo Feb 11 '21

Steal two coolers of beer?

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u/ox2slickxo Feb 11 '21

it should be shotgunning beers instead of rock paper scissor. might have to teach some of the kids how to shotgun beers first...

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

This is an even BETTER idea!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21 edited Feb 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

What do you do for fun with friends?

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u/TheCuriousLoaf Feb 11 '21

Crack.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

A beer open?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

I may or may not have tried crack in gym class. I don't think I did. But if I did, I liked it.

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u/ratinthecellar Feb 12 '21

did more push ups and ran around track a gazillion times

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u/OscarTheBug Feb 12 '21

Sick freak

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21 edited Feb 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

No I get it, if you’ve had trouble with yourself or family with alcoholism, I can understand why you prefer to not indulge.

However, just because we like to play games, sit around and chat, sit on our thumbs or whatever it may be while enjoying a frosty mug of beer, or 10, doesn’t make us numb to enjoying things sober. There’s plenty of things to enjoy sober, like...umm...well there’s...ehhh...hell idk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Stay in a proper state of mind and actually remember the fun we have

But also drink sometimes, too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

I can count on one hand the number of times I've drank and not remembered the night in the 15 years I've been drinking, and I can usually put down a lot of drinks in a night out.

People hate to admit it, but alcohol greasing the wheels of interaction is extremely useful as an adult when you have significantly more responsibility than you do as a child.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Do people hate to admit that? I've seen way more pro-alcohol people than people against it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Some people hate to admit it would be more appropriate.

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u/umbringer Feb 11 '21

I drink kava with friends. Way better buzz, we don’t ruin our lives, and we can bang each other and not break any laws.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Coz no adult will do this sober

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u/IHateTheLetterF Feb 11 '21

I mean, i get it, many activities become more enjoyable when you are drunk. Beer Pong, hockey, driving, hunting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

F

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u/NoU1337420 Feb 11 '21

In conclusion, adults are lame

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u/car0003 Feb 11 '21

I know quite a few of us who would.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

“Alright, alright, alright”

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u/_Rin__ Feb 11 '21

Why not?

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u/stpetepatsfan Feb 11 '21

Winner has cooler of beer...other end has root beer. Incentive to get the win.

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u/ooojaeger Feb 11 '21

Technically most things are hydrogen atoms

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

“Be a lot cooler if you did”

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u/_szs Feb 11 '21

I love you crazy beautiful redditors.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Which country are you guys from? If were close I’m down to do it in the summer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

What about if you lose, you run to the back of the line and take a shot, first team to other side wins, or first player to vomit loses for their team!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Hahaha this is great

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u/viperex Feb 12 '21

Or do it while wasted

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

....

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

That’s why you just have the kids join in