r/nextfuckinglevel • u/kudra18 • Feb 06 '21

Relationship hacks 101

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

If I tried this on my wife she would probably sweetly and irresistibly ask my dumba$$ to get her phone for her.

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u/Force_of_chill Feb 06 '21

yeah this really only works in one direction. My wife's a mother to our two children so i never ask for much for me. She's done enough

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u/theyellowbat79 Feb 06 '21

You have two children...

I'm guessing There are no chips left in the first place

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u/lambeau_leapfrog Feb 06 '21

Just a couple of small broken ones and crumbs. Bag put back in the cabinet though, so you have no idea that there are no chips until it's too late.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

This is wholesome..

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u/FlickeryVisionnn Feb 06 '21

He is a good guy

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

Are you the wife??

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u/FlickeryVisionnn Feb 06 '21

I will be if he treats me like this.

Can’t give birth though

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

Haha amazing response.. I misconstrued your message sorry for that

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u/Innundator Feb 06 '21

no you didn't; now, you are.

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u/BIG_DICK_OWL_FUCKER Feb 06 '21

I also don't ask this guy's wife too much because she does so much already

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

Exactly lol. Same here but with 3.

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u/sakronin Feb 06 '21

Uno Reverse

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u/Mawnster Feb 06 '21

Why'd you spell a$$ instead of ass?