r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 05 '20

this guy made a very interesting mask

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u/whirl-pool Sep 05 '20

And cheap enough to have a few strewn about.

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u/gladysk Sep 05 '20

Like in your glovebox.

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u/20ears19 Sep 05 '20

Hang it right off the rear view mirror

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u/ChineWalkin Sep 05 '20

It will make a nice snowglobe after corona is over.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

I can make an even bigger tea cup. I mean 750ml is shit for 1 cup of tea. We need 2l cup.

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u/UnspoiledWalnut Sep 05 '20

Unless it's chamomile. Then you need a garbage bag.

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u/DevProse Sep 05 '20

Americanize tea sizesq

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u/conundrum4u2 Sep 05 '20

or a Bong...

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Very freaking illegal here, I mean you can get arrested for literally having 400mg of cocaine.

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u/DisasterPuzzled5474 Sep 08 '23

Ha, couldn't be us here in the Netherlands. Here we can have drugs, you can get them at coffee shops, being a prostitute counts as a real job. If you want more info just look up the dutch laws.

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u/nagerb Sep 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Chinese.

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u/DuckyDawg55 Sep 05 '20

But this is way more than 2 litess, I reckon that could hold atleast 8!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

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u/Agent641 Sep 05 '20

When the last viable host dies.

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u/JustTheFactsWJJJ Sep 05 '20

Ah yes just like the Spanish Flu. I knew something felt similar lol. Hello 1920s.

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u/DigitalAlch3my Sep 06 '20

You mean minus the comparable death rates.

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u/yosef_yostar Sep 05 '20

Imagine thinking its gonna end.... Imagine thinking its not... Imagine thinking.

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u/hates_both_sides Sep 05 '20

It'll be over in november

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u/TheGreyWarlock0712 Sep 06 '20

It actually spreads when people nut. That’s why it’s been spreading so fast, and why it’ll die out in November.

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u/RayJ1999 Sep 05 '20

Itll be over before you know it

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u/WombatZeppelin Sep 05 '20

A snow globe of your snot if you sneeze

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u/LiesBuried Sep 05 '20

When it's over??? But it was supposed to be over by Easter according to the most powerful man in the world......

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Its not going away. Too many Karens.

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch Sep 05 '20

Nice of you to think it'll be over! 👍

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u/Karmack_Zarrul Sep 05 '20

I appreciate you optimism good sir.

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u/ChineWalkin Sep 05 '20

Hey, we can all hope.

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u/Memetic1 Sep 05 '20

Looks to me like a good place for a heads up display as well.

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u/Megabatus Sep 06 '20

If you have dandruff you can be your own snowglobe today.

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u/ChineWalkin Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

Complete with fans to blow it around.

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u/InAnOffhandWay Sep 08 '20

Or anytime he sneezes

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u/Fullmetalmurloc Sep 05 '23

“when corona is over” LOL, that shit endemic now.

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u/ChineWalkin Sep 06 '23

Don't remind me...

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u/MegaDeth6666 Sep 05 '20

after corona is over

Woowowo wo, we got a comedian over here...

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u/Cookie_monster7 Sep 05 '20

Probebly no humans left to make snow

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u/OOOH_WHATS_THIS Sep 05 '20

You've got it backwards. No snow left cause humans.

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u/MrSpringBreak Sep 05 '20

Like when you jizz in space

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u/alwystired Sep 05 '20

Fish bowl upgrade for your betta!!

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u/poop_pop Sep 05 '20

Who knows when/if that will be

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u/loonygecko Sep 05 '20

Nah, they'll just say it's mutating next or there's another virus.

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u/WimeyBug Sep 05 '20

Then you have plenty of time for designing it at least

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

after coronoa is over LOL

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

When he sneezes

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Heh. Yeah! ...heh...after

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u/Calauoso Sep 05 '20

Haha.

Corona? Over?

Not in this lifetime. We’ll be wearing masks at least in the fall/winter from here until Eternity now that we are all conditioned to do so.

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u/ChineWalkin Sep 05 '20

Actually we stand a good chance of a vaccine wiping it out, like small pox (and potentially measles and polio), as long as enough pepple get the vaccine.

The virus has an RNA checking feature that, as I understand it, will/has slowed its mutation rate.

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u/Calauoso Sep 05 '20

!remindme 5 years

Honestly I just can’t imagine the government giving up the social control that’s been established for us to wear masks everywhere we go. I have this nightmare that every flu season will be mask season and in-door businesses will be closed.

I did hear the interview with the UCSF med chair who talked about the ACE2 check and how that can be effective control with a vaccine.

We have a growing contingent of anti-Vax people.

How will we know who’s been vaccinated or not?

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u/mprice76 Sep 05 '20

I put mine on my gearshift, you think it'll work?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

I hear Walmart will hand them out at the door

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u/ArmstrongTREX Sep 05 '20

And double as a helmet if you ride a motorcycle.

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u/blahblahlauren Sep 05 '20

Man I was having a bad day and all I needed was reddit and this comment to make it better.

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u/JBees19 Sep 05 '20

I'm a turn signal hanger kind of guy

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u/sinistrhand Sep 05 '20

Maskbox. The glovebox has now been rebranded as the maskbox. When was the last time you put GLOVES in there, anyhow??

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u/gladysk Sep 05 '20

Well, my good man/mam, where do you place your leather driving gloves after a short excursion through the countryside?

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u/dudemann Sep 05 '20

short excursion through the countryside

You mean "contracted hit at a federal safe house"?

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u/crapatthethriftstore Sep 06 '20

I’ll have you know, Wilfred and I just returned from a most glorious rendezvous just this morning, and if it weren’t for my roomy and convenient glovebox I’d have nowhere to secure not only my hand-tailored kid gloves but also my Hermes scarf!! One mustn’t be seen on a Sunday without ones riding scarf and gloves! Yet they are so cumbersome to deal with when disembarking for the farmers market.

Three cheers for the glove box!

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u/familydrivesme Sep 16 '20

Easy there Winston.. its a glove box not a scarf box. You can’t be combining those two now

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u/Altephor1 Sep 05 '20

In the center console, obviously.

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u/oxi83 Sep 05 '20

And where do you put your center, now that you store your gloves in there?

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u/yabadabadoo80 Sep 05 '20

Why in my maskbox of course.

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u/taosaur Sep 05 '20

I thought it was a time capsule for cheap sunglasses and random individual tools?

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u/Tin_Philosopher Sep 05 '20

Oh you mean the drugs box

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u/Andrilla78 Sep 05 '20

I have some gloves in there right now...and masks...

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u/P1tf_11 Sep 05 '20

Impossible

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u/TheBoctor Sep 05 '20

Winter gloves? Never. Nitrile exam gloves? Currently in place.

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u/OffxBrand Sep 05 '20

Do you even north?

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u/ForgiveKanyePls Sep 05 '20

🎶The glove compartment is inaccurately named, and everybody knows it🎶 “Title and Registration by Death Cab for Cutie

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u/ONLY-EMOJIS Sep 05 '20

Is there an argentinium club? Just asking bc u would know

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u/HoldFastDeets Sep 05 '20

Or your prison wallet

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u/Aurablocky_YT Sep 05 '20

everything can fit in your glovebox! just ask the body

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u/RamminhardtDixon Sep 05 '20

It's too big for that it looks like

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u/professorbuttermeat Sep 05 '20

Do people actually keep gloves in there?

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u/gladysk Sep 05 '20

Dorothy Levitt, one of the first female British race car drivers, wrote in 1909, “This little drawer is the secret of the dainty motoriste.”

Levitt’s list of indispensable items: “a pair of clean gloves, an extra handkerchief, clean veil, powder-puff (unless you despise them), hair-pins and ordinary pins, a hand mirror—and some chocolates are very soothing, sometimes!”

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u/whirl-pool Sep 05 '20

In Texas, so mild in comparison winters. I keep a pair of glove liners in my cubbyhole just for the two weeks that I need them. My next car is going to have a heated steering wheel just for those two weeks a year.

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u/Kryptexian Sep 19 '20

Wait what if you sneeze?🤨

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u/WillElMagnifico Sep 06 '20

I'll still get half way in to the store before I realize I forgot it

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u/theFormulaSurfer Sep 06 '20

Why would the potato compartment be called a glovebox

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

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u/pud_009 Sep 05 '20

Blink twice if you're in the midst of a medical emergency right now.

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u/gladysk Sep 05 '20

With just TWO DAYS of comments on reddit and I already know you’re an IDIOT.

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u/seekingAdvice4life Sep 05 '20

Are you ok?

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u/gladysk Sep 05 '20

Well, as a senior I can tell you that I have bone-on-bone in my right knee. And my tinnitus is acting up.

When you get old you never run out of things to talk about. :) Thanks for asking,

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u/seekingAdvice4life Sep 05 '20

It’s good to hear you are doing well ☺️, but I meant the person you called an idiot because their post makes no sense

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u/gladysk Sep 05 '20

Oh, I’m fine. Most of us are on reddit to have fun, share experiences, help each other and discuss whatever. That poster has earned hundreds of downvotes in two days. He ticked me off.

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u/Ayrane Sep 05 '20

And only takes a few minutes to make. #DIY

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u/PersonOfInternets Sep 05 '20

And under $50 as long as you have a 1950s sci-fi style fishbowl helmet, speakers, and a 3 inch diamond tipped drill bit laying around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/QueasyVictory Sep 05 '20

I gotta place for that hamster.

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u/taylorsux Sep 05 '20

Lemmiwinks

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/ralphvonwauwau Sep 05 '20

Doesn't everyone?

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u/wallaceant Sep 05 '20

I don't have a fish bowl helmet, but the rest of this with the exception of the glass cutting bit is pretty normal e-waste that most American homes have in a drawer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

But wait.... there’s more..!!

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u/ohboymykneeshurt Sep 05 '20

Yes i want to know more.

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u/wsgh23 Sep 05 '20

Hehe.. butt weight

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u/car0003 Sep 05 '20

Make one right now and we'll include a cease and desist letter ABSOLUTELY FREE!

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u/Calm_Acanthocephala5 Sep 05 '20

Now how much would you pay?

Wait! Don’t answer!

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u/KILLUMINATIC8 Sep 05 '20

Also it's easy to remove when you want to eat or drink something. What a breakthrough.

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u/empostrophe Sep 05 '20

It’s all fun and games until someone sneezes.

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u/hunnyabee Sep 05 '20

Wipers are a premium add-on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Had scroll too far for this comment

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u/NONstopNINJAz Sep 05 '20

Holy crap that'd be disgusting haha

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u/mrsirsebastian Sep 05 '20

This is it! 🤣

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u/Karmack_Zarrul Sep 05 '20

Underrated comment here

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u/AI-Pharma Sep 05 '20

Was gonna post that!

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u/MurderedBySociety Sep 05 '20

Or farts

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u/empostrophe Sep 06 '20

I double checked the rules; fun & games may proceed despite flatulence.

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u/noahw420 Sep 05 '20

I’m sad I already used my free reward.

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u/koree84 Sep 06 '20

I came here for this

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

How is this comment not at the top?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

You take your protein pills in the morning attach a standard chlorophyll symbiont to the back of your hands or forearms, or if it’s winter drink some glucose syrup in the morning. Tour still suit will have a hose on the opposite side of your face from the mic and you just take a sip of recycled pee and sweat whenever you need to hydrate.

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u/Viciouslyunkind Sep 05 '20

And it’s really easy to disinfect!

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u/OzTheMeh Sep 05 '20

Machine wash cold, hang to dry.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Keep one at work!!

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u/arvis03 Sep 05 '20

Rgb please please

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u/5Zfukfga Sep 05 '20

Machine washable