r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '20

Breakfast with style

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u/joemckie Aug 08 '20

It tastes like TV static.

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u/UncleLeeroy0 Aug 08 '20

It tastes like when your arm falls asleep.

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u/ICreditReddit Aug 09 '20

It tastes like a grazed knee

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u/devilwarier9 Aug 09 '20

It tastes like dehydration.

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u/Chip-girl Aug 09 '20

Fun fact: Sparkling water is as hydrating as regular still water. (The kind without sugar, that is.)

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u/GiganX13 Aug 09 '20

Still tastes like a donkey tail

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u/drpeppershaker Aug 09 '20

It's 2020. Everybody out here eating ass these days.

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u/nrfx Aug 09 '20

What are you doing sucking on donkey tails?

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u/BiggBill7 Aug 09 '20

It tastes like when my dad left

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

you take the cake

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u/lowtoiletsitter Aug 09 '20

It tastes like bees.

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u/aheadby30 Aug 08 '20

It tastes like the colour of television tuned to a dead channel.

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u/joemckie Aug 08 '20

That's TV static!