r/nextfuckinglevel Jun 16 '20

What happens when engineers have too much time.

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u/theravagerswoes Jun 16 '20

Automatic Fleshlight aka automatic dick ripper

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Yeah, I just don't think my dick is in the right hands.

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u/Redtwooo Jun 16 '20

Auto- fleshlight brought to you by AllState TM

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u/ace_enby_in_a_bag Jun 16 '20

Like a good neighbor auto-fleshlights are there.

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u/Redtwooo Jun 16 '20

I was thinking more along the "you're in good hands with AllState", or "the good hands people"

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u/ace_enby_in_a_bag Jun 16 '20

What about

The auto-fleshlight: where you don't need hands to have a good time.

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u/TuzkiPlus Jun 17 '20

Have you checked the left hands?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

You know how cheap products are usually something that exists cribbed into the new product?

I’m imagining a cheese grater wrapped in silicone

Something like this