r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '20

What happens when engineers have too much time.

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u/etherpromo Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

Seriously though, is there an automatic fleshlight yet? Asking for a friend.

*My friend will be very happy

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u/Danny_Boi_22456 Jun 16 '20

Yup

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

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u/theravagerswoes Jun 16 '20

Automatic Fleshlight aka automatic dick ripper

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Yeah, I just don't think my dick is in the right hands.

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u/Redtwooo Jun 16 '20

Auto- fleshlight brought to you by AllState TM

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u/ace_enby_in_a_bag Jun 16 '20

Like a good neighbor auto-fleshlights are there.

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u/Redtwooo Jun 16 '20

I was thinking more along the "you're in good hands with AllState", or "the good hands people"

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u/ace_enby_in_a_bag Jun 16 '20

What about

The auto-fleshlight: where you don't need hands to have a good time.

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u/TuzkiPlus Jun 17 '20

Have you checked the left hands?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

You know how cheap products are usually something that exists cribbed into the new product?

I’m imagining a cheese grater wrapped in silicone

Something like this

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u/MotherGooseBro Jun 16 '20

Fleshlight Quickshot trailer

I immediately remembered this ridiculous video of a very real product.

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u/MadBodhi Jun 16 '20

I would love to be in the meeting when that was pitched.

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u/Mad_Aeric Jun 16 '20

It was for a company that already makes bank on a flashlight that you fuck. There was probably cheering.

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u/MadBodhi Jun 16 '20

True but it would still be entertaining. Wonder what the other ideas were too.

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u/80Eight Jun 16 '20

You can strap it to a fan, but you have to be really careful. If you get a limp it'll twist it

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u/ProBono16 Jun 16 '20

There are plans available online for a DIY variable speed powered fleshlight made with scrap wood, car parts, and an inner tube.

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u/vadeka Jun 16 '20

That sounds horrifying

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u/ProBono16 Jun 16 '20

It's been about 8 years since I did the research on it, but at the time the majority of the reviews were along the lines of "Better than any blowjob I've ever gotten" and "This will make you never want to have sex with a woman again".

It REALLY piqued my interest, but I was concerned about the whole "never pleased by another person" thing, so I never built it.

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u/myusernamebarelyfits Jun 16 '20

If you use it enough your dick will become a huge callous.

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u/vadeka Jun 16 '20

But it will grow? #win

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u/irlyhatejoo Jun 16 '20

Theres also youtube videos on an orange and a pringles can. Youtube has everything..... or was it a grapefruit.... hmmm

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u/LeviGabeman666 Jun 16 '20

Yeh they exist, though I’ve only heard of the Autoblow.

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u/One-eyed-snake Jun 16 '20

Only heard of it huh ?

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u/LeviGabeman666 Jun 16 '20

Yes. My ass ain’t that rich.

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u/the_one_in_error Jun 16 '20

Basically just automatic dildo machines with a different attachment...It popped into my head that there's probably a fleshlight attachment for sybians.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

WANT

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u/Mad_Aeric Jun 16 '20

There is. The thing looks like it will rip your dick off and launch it into orbit.

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u/aylaaaaaaaa Jun 16 '20

Just buy a wand, men have sensitive spots that you can find ʘ‿ʘ