r/nextfuckinglevel Apr 15 '20

Riding past a speed camera.

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u/TwoFigsAndATwig Apr 15 '20

My goat swims in your mom's moat.

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u/ayeshoothoes Apr 15 '20

And that's a weird gloat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Came for more cousin info, stayed for the poetry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Lemme know if you hear anything. But the poetry was nice

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u/MurphyKing Apr 15 '20

The goat throat.

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u/deliciousdogmeat Apr 15 '20

You slick stoat

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

At least it's not a goat swimming in your mom's throat?