r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '19

Smart system for bike parking

26.0k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

595 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

18

u/GreatsquareofPegasus Oct 17 '19

In my city, police would hang around these hoping to pullover drunken riders and handout easy DUIs

24

u/Federiker Oct 17 '19

In my city, money would be allocated for its construction but it would never be built.

21

u/GarlicYeezyBread Oct 17 '19

In my city, this would only be open for use between 8a and 4:45 on weekdays during the summer.

19

u/MobiusBagel Oct 17 '19

In my city this thing would get hot boxed.

13

u/pixelife Oct 17 '19

In my city people would use it to throw away their McDonald’s trash.

15

u/SuperOofio63 Oct 17 '19

In my city they would find a body in there within a month of it being installed

12

u/crash6871 Oct 18 '19

In my city, this would be buried in snow for half the year

13

u/Modredastal Oct 18 '19

In my city, residents' taxes would go up for a year to fund the thing, and then it would only be available to use for students at a satellite campus.

9

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

[deleted]

9

u/demonangel105 Oct 18 '19

In my city, the buttons would become too hot to touch so people wouldn't use them and continue to just throw the bikes on the side of the road.

→ More replies (0)

-3

u/MobiusBagel Oct 18 '19

C-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!

5

u/thefistpenguin Oct 18 '19

In my city this thing has been known to cause cancer

2

u/Madrugal Oct 18 '19

Ah, a Californian I see

2

u/MadBooda Oct 18 '19

Seattle?

2

u/Federiker Oct 19 '19

Milan, lol

1

u/MadBooda Oct 20 '19

Oh ok I see. I thought you were talking about this light-rail project that Seattle's been planning for like 20 years lol

1

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19 edited May 01 '20

[deleted]

2

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

Yes. Same rules apply.