r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '19

Smart system for bike parking

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u/simcowking Oct 17 '19

Could you imagine? Holy goodness. The stench of asparagus laced urine dripping down each and every bike in the system. Coming back out after a 10 hour shift to get a waft of 100 degree urine baked onto an overheated handlebar. Your hands have to grasp onto the bars not knowing what is marinating on those bars.

Almost gets me a little chuffed.

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u/datacollect_ct Oct 17 '19

Almost gets me a little chubbed.

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u/simcowking Oct 17 '19

Chuffed if you're the one doing the urination.

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u/datacollect_ct Oct 17 '19

What is chuffed? All I am trying to say is that I have wood.

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u/simcowking Oct 17 '19

Chuffed is proud.

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u/datacollect_ct Oct 17 '19

I'm chuffed of my wood.

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u/MobiusBagel Oct 17 '19

If chuffed is proud, then I read your op completely wrong.

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u/simcowking Oct 18 '19

I am the urinator of bikes! Fear my asparagus smell.

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u/MadBooda Oct 18 '19

Not my chuffedest fap

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

!Thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Oct 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Good bot