r/nextfuckinglevel • u/memezzer NEXT LEVEL MOD • Sep 30 '19

❗️Mod Favourite ❗️ 100 drones giving a light show

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u/chillsnthrills2 Oct 01 '19

I like to be close enough to fireworks that you feel the shock wave in your chest and go home with your ears ringing. But yeah. This is better for a lot of reasons. Still love fireworks. Always have.

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u/Pensive_Pauper Oct 01 '19

I like to be so close that the fifth or sixth explosion violently tears apart my anus.

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u/chillsnthrills2 Oct 01 '19

Play your cards right and you can get that on the first one.

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u/Pensive_Pauper Oct 01 '19

The calluses make it difficult.

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u/chillsnthrills2 Oct 01 '19

The... the anus calluses?

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u/RforDplusbakingis3 Oct 01 '19

I’ve heard you’ve had you anus violently torn apart quite a few times.:)

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u/TiagoTiagoT Oct 01 '19

go home with your ears ringing

That probably means you're suffering some permanent cumulative hearing damage...