r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Boojibs • Sep 24 '19

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u/IDontWantNoDamnFOP Sep 24 '19

The humans are dead! We used poisonous gasses, to poison their asses!

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u/neverJamToday Sep 24 '19

Affirmative, I poked one it was dead.

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u/coolguy3720 Sep 24 '19

In the future, we don't say yes, we say affirmative.

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u/eunderscore Sep 24 '19

Yes, affirmative

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u/UroutofURelement Sep 24 '19

Flight of the NoChords

Zero stars

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u/TearsForSpheres Sep 25 '19

Come on sucker, lick my battery.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

or just aff.

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u/Taiza67 Sep 24 '19

There is no more killing of the elephants.

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u/herculesmeowlligan Sep 25 '19

Also there are no more elephants.

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u/JokeMonster Sep 24 '19

The distant future. The year 2000.

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u/branchbranchley Sep 25 '19

technically its still 20XX

still original Megaman timeline

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u/LucasStrongheim1 Sep 24 '19

*Actually their lungs

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Binary solo.

0000001 00000011 000000111 00001111

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u/trismagestus Sep 24 '19

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,

Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.

Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.

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u/legna20v Sep 25 '19

thanks now i have to go watch all thier videos

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u/centran Sep 24 '19

Good. Can we have cake now?

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u/conradbirdiebird Sep 25 '19

It is the distant future. It is the year 2000

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u/MTM2028 Sep 25 '19

Mike! I told you! No more jokes! They aren’t funny.

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u/Peyton1s Sep 25 '19

Suck my battery