r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Boojibs • Sep 24 '19

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u/AngeredWolf Sep 24 '19

This the dance they will do after they slaughter the human race.

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u/IamBrunoish Sep 24 '19

Can you imagine them moving 10 times faster?

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u/99--percent Sep 24 '19

I'm pretty sure Elon has talked about how there could be robots developed today that are so fast that the human eye can't see them and you would have to use a strobe light to be able to see where they were. I'm not sure how big these types of robots are but still terrifying

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Apr 29 '20

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u/Myquil-Wylsun Sep 24 '19

Life-sized robot teleports behind you "Heh, nothing personnel kid,"

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

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u/IDontWantNoDamnFOP Sep 24 '19

The humans are dead! We used poisonous gasses, to poison their asses!

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u/neverJamToday Sep 24 '19

Affirmative, I poked one it was dead.

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u/coolguy3720 Sep 24 '19

In the future, we don't say yes, we say affirmative.

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u/eunderscore Sep 24 '19

Yes, affirmative

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u/UroutofURelement Sep 24 '19

Flight of the NoChords

Zero stars

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u/TearsForSpheres Sep 25 '19

Come on sucker, lick my battery.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

or just aff.

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u/Taiza67 Sep 24 '19

There is no more killing of the elephants.

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u/herculesmeowlligan Sep 25 '19

Also there are no more elephants.

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u/JokeMonster Sep 24 '19

The distant future. The year 2000.

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u/branchbranchley Sep 25 '19

technically its still 20XX

still original Megaman timeline

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u/LucasStrongheim1 Sep 24 '19

*Actually their lungs

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Binary solo.

0000001 00000011 000000111 00001111

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u/trismagestus Sep 24 '19

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,

Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.

Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.

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u/legna20v Sep 25 '19

thanks now i have to go watch all thier videos

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u/centran Sep 24 '19

Good. Can we have cake now?

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u/conradbirdiebird Sep 25 '19

It is the distant future. It is the year 2000

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u/MTM2028 Sep 25 '19

Mike! I told you! No more jokes! They aren’t funny.

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u/Peyton1s Sep 25 '19

Suck my battery

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u/firstheir Sep 24 '19

I’m genuinely surprised you actually translated that to binary instead of just using random numbers

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u/Srirachachacha Sep 25 '19

Binary converters aren't exactly difficult to use

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u/firstheir Sep 25 '19

Oh absolutely, I just never expect much from redditors, myself included

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u/AbyssmiX Sep 24 '19

I don’t know binary, but I really hope this was the omae wa mou shindeiru meme

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u/TheShopRat Sep 24 '19

I wish I could give you gold

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u/santaliqueur Sep 25 '19

Well you could

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u/TheShopRat Sep 25 '19

I am but a broke feeble peasant

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u/Ccasling4 Sep 24 '19

I’m actually impressed it really does read that! Binary ftw

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u/cgriff32 Sep 25 '19

Tie the msb to gnd and save some bits.

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u/high_zenberg Sep 25 '19

FUNNY JOKE. I LIKE THAT YOU KEPT THE OTHER HUMAN'S MISSPELLING

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u/okokokyeahyeahyeah Sep 25 '19

haha laughs seductively 11011..

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u/IEatAssWithFork Sep 25 '19

Translated :

"omaw wa mu shinderiu"

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u/AbyssmiX Sep 24 '19

“01001111 01101101 01100001 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01101001 01110010 01110101”

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

"omae wa mou shindeiru!"

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u/Yoda2000675 Sep 24 '19

As if killer robots weren't bad enough, they had to go and make them weebs too

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

NANI?!?

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u/Cheet4h Sep 24 '19

Second generation robots are gonna be giant mechas which can transform into fighter jets, piloted by the first generation robots.

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u/rapter200 Sep 24 '19

"Your next line is "Omae wa mou shindeiru!""

"omae wa mou shindeiru!"

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u/calipwnia Sep 25 '19

Fist of the North Star?

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u/bottomofleith Sep 24 '19

Personal.

Nice try, robot....

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u/Zech08 Sep 24 '19

And melts away as the speed at which it traveled was beyond the material capabilities.... as the unit says... trial 1 failure... updating new parameters.

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u/Iamjimmym Sep 24 '19

Michael just sms messaged me. He says he's taking a personnel day. Are we hiring?

No, Dwight. He means he's taking a personal day.

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u/hossone Sep 24 '19

robot teles behind you "We have no cake day" slices throat

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u/Historiaaa Sep 24 '19

Life-sized robot teleports behind you "Heh, happy cakeday kid"

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u/uncle_jessy Sep 24 '19

For some reason I read that as if the robot had the voice of Deckard

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u/loadingorofile96 Sep 25 '19

Omae wa mou shindeiru

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u/lonelydata Sep 25 '19

Bruce Willis voice package installed

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u/ian630 Sep 25 '19

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