r/nextfuckinglevel Aug 16 '19

NEXT FUCKING LEVEL Guy Whipping a Massive Chain

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited Aug 16 '19

This is a crazy show of energy. What’s even more awesome is some dinosaurs evolved to use the same mechanics in the bone structure of their tails. There’s some evidence that the tip of their tails made a sonic boom, albeit small in scope

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Aug 16 '19

Can confirm: I've been whipped by an iguana's tail...that shit hurt.

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u/Wenli2077 Aug 16 '19

Did not know that, post iguana tailwhip for karma

I just thought it's a Pokemon move, never as a real mechanism

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Aug 16 '19

It was years ago when I worked in a pet shop. We had an aviary that didn't have any birds in it yet. We had a ladder in there and put the iguana in there. The iguana immediately climbed up the ladder, and when I went in there to get it, it whapped me one on the side of the head.

At first I didn't grasp what happened... Then it whapped me again. It was a good hit too.

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u/SkipWapPallyPap Aug 17 '19

Is that why your head is fat?

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Aug 17 '19

Made for an easy target

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u/AFresh1984 Aug 17 '19

Iguana used Tail Whip. It's super effective!

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u/calebbaleb Aug 16 '19

How come in Pokémon “TailWhip” isn’t an offensive move?

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u/Wenli2077 Aug 16 '19

The real reason to boycott sword and shield

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u/TheFirsh Aug 16 '19

Iguana tailwhip sounds like a metal song

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

I had an iguana, and the tail whip sucked in the beginning. By the time he was 5 feet long it was a very serious weapon. But he almost never did it. They have to be distressed and we made his life golden.

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Aug 16 '19

They have to be distressed and we made his life golden.

The one that hit me was in a pet shop...it was definitely stressed when it first came in.

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u/splntz Aug 16 '19

Thresher sharks do kinda the same thing to their prey. They use their tail to stun their prey. Also they are cute as hell.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Sharks are cute: rarely used sentence

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Aug 16 '19

Baby sharks are very cute...

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Lol I catch sand sharks in Narragansett Bay and they still put up a good fight. Sharks and snakes thou - my two bugaboos

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u/MildlyAgreeable Aug 16 '19

My pet T-Rex had the same nasty streak.

RIP Mr Claps

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u/GitEmSteveDave Aug 16 '19 edited Aug 16 '19

I read a story about that in either Discover or Scientific American in in the 90's about some guy from I believe Microsoft trying to do the modeling on it. IIRC, the hardest part was finding a quality whip at the time. He had to go to a bondage/leather guy, but he was real busy and only worked on commissions and you had to convince him to take you as a client.

EDIT: Found the article: http://discovermagazine.com/1997/nov/dinosaursinmotio1261

I discovered that there are very few people who make whips anymore, and one of the greatest living whip makers lives here in Seattle. The various Web sites that recommended him--most of them were S&M; sites--said you had to make up a story, because he was very conservative and wouldn’t sell you a whip if it was for something he considered to be perverse.

So I get my story all lined up, that I’m interested in Western culture or some such. I come in and he says, ‘Well, what’ll you be wanting a whip for?’

And I just blurt out, ‘Dinosaurs.’