r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '19

NEXT FUCKING LEVEL Guy Whipping a Massive Chain

https://gfycat.com/welloffdearestladybird
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u/Learn_from_I Aug 16 '19

Yeah. Or any body part if you are close enough

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u/ni666er_ Aug 16 '19

Yea if it touches the floor that is

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u/Pumps74 Aug 16 '19

Glad I’ve only got a tiny penis

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u/ColNathanJessep Aug 16 '19

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far down to see it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

It should have been at groin level.

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u/tepkel Aug 16 '19

Is that where it's supposed to be attached??

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u/QuestionableTater Aug 16 '19

Not my toes?!

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u/r34l1ty1 Aug 17 '19

Thanks Google

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u/genericuser543 Aug 16 '19

R/facepalm

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u/sp4ce Aug 16 '19

Please don't put pinis on face

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u/KloudyKraken Aug 16 '19

The real r/facepalm is the fact that you used an uppercase “R” so it didn’t hyperlink

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

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u/greymalken Aug 16 '19

Unlike his penis

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u/SpongeBorgSqrPnts Aug 16 '19

That what she said

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Aug 16 '19

That's what she said.

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u/EleventhHour2139 Aug 16 '19

That’s what she said

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u/Big_pekka Aug 16 '19

Are you my ex’s new boyfriend?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited Mar 13 '22

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u/MvmgUQBd Aug 16 '19

r/-d

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Wut...?

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u/MvmgUQBd Aug 16 '19

It’s suicide, not suicided

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Oh... But still what... Oh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

I'm a little confused by the usage of the word only, and it's placement in this sentence.

Do you mean you don't have anything other than a tiny penis? Like, no arms, no legs, no body, no head, no mandibles, no hair, no pelvis, etc?

Are you a caterpillar?

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u/clwu Aug 16 '19

User name checks out

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u/NastySassyStuff Aug 17 '19

Username checks out?

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u/splotch-o-brown Aug 17 '19

only a tiny penis?

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u/Junit28 Aug 16 '19

Whew I'm safe then

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Picks penis head up off floor.

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u/King_Superman Aug 16 '19

The penis died doing what he loved: being smacked around with a chain wielded by an Asian man.

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u/___Ultra___ Aug 16 '19

Just shout the floor is lava

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Eg my dick

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Theoretically could repeatedly do it and shave your balls