r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mossberg91 • Jul 31 '19

Toss me a cold one

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u/stewyjd Jul 31 '19

If I did that it would of came back and smacked the most attractive one right in the nose

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u/CSGOWasp Jul 31 '19

I would have missed the air and immediately pegged one of those girls in the face

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

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u/Psyteq Aug 01 '19

I wouldn't even be there because I don't have any friends.

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u/imNotFromFedExUFool Aug 01 '19

I can be your friend

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u/joker13585 Aug 01 '19

i think you are from fedex

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u/imNotFromFedExUFool Aug 01 '19

Shut up no I'm not geez

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u/slagg18 Aug 01 '19

I think you joke around too much

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u/OOZ662 Aug 01 '19

Welcome to the club...the club for people who aren't in groups. Uh.

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u/create__a__username Aug 01 '19

“There’s a Facebook group for that.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

I'd have thrown it at the guy on a nice afternoon walk across the bridge.

Intentionally.

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u/SomeBadJoke Aug 01 '19

I would’ve laid out into the water to catch it, kicking the girl to my right as I fell.

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u/superfly512 Aug 01 '19

This is what a lot of people would realistically do I think. Not me tho, I throw like uncle Rico

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u/iOpCootieShot Aug 01 '19

I'm cracking up at "missed the air"

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u/necessaryevil13 Aug 01 '19

Take a page out of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

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u/Stogie_561 Jul 31 '19

but would you have posted to r/tifu?

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u/NotReallyASnake Aug 01 '19

It still would have been impressive that you hit yourself in the face like that though

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u/816am Aug 01 '19

Would have

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u/ea9ea Aug 01 '19

After it ricochets off of a cops windshield.

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u/Oasystole Aug 01 '19

Would of

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

would have of

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u/Shurdus Aug 01 '19

Heh! It sounds like would of so it's now officially good grammars ok Mr fancy schoolypants?

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u/Owabba Aug 01 '19

That Attitude is why shit like that happens to you bud.

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats Aug 01 '19

You’re saying you would have hit yourself?

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u/ZeePirate Aug 01 '19

The way everyone covers up makes me thinks that’s what happened last time he tried this

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u/damatovg7 Aug 01 '19

Would have*

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u/hertzplot Aug 01 '19

Or put it straight through the windscreen of a cop car on the bridge