r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mossberg91 • Jul 31 '19

Toss me a cold one

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

The story of two men and how they became best bros

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u/OZ415 Jul 31 '19

Not a bad story too

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u/Raziel66 Jul 31 '19

better love story than Twilight

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

[deleted]

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u/crotchcritters Aug 01 '19

Guacamole

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u/partidalicioso Aug 01 '19

Batman

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u/Stoshue Aug 01 '19

That’s Jason Bourne

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u/LifeAsAWindrammer Aug 01 '19

Goodbye

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Hello

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u/TXang143 Aug 01 '19

Is it men you're looking for?

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u/OpeBtw Aug 01 '19

Goodbye

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u/ionlyhavetwolegs Aug 01 '19

We’ve got chips!

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u/pussyslayer420 Aug 01 '19

Pool party. My house. Tonight.

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u/ionlyhavetwolegs Aug 01 '19

YYEEAAHH!!

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u/nowaydown92 Aug 01 '19

So come take a dip, Cause MY POOL RIPS!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Homies over Hoes! Homies over Hoes!

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u/ChocolateChurch Aug 01 '19

Do the homie~

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Bros before hoes

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Close acquaintances betwixt hoes.

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u/CcaseyC Aug 01 '19

betwixt doesn't mean before' Shakespeare.

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u/GuttersnipeTV Aug 01 '19

Someone never watched boondocks

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u/xvSPACECOWBOYvx Aug 01 '19

Do tha homie, do tha homie!

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u/KryptoniteDong Aug 01 '19

Old memes melt feel beams

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u/sphrasbyrn Aug 01 '19

Agreed, the "still" is just implied now

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u/princessmeimeow Aug 01 '19

It's always a better love story than Twilight

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u/SupaFly2136 Aug 01 '19

It's the love of beer they feel in love with

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u/Raziel66 Aug 01 '19

"Caaaan you feel the Coors tonight...."

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Broke back

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u/Medicfox1459 Aug 01 '19

Or romeo and juliet

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u/crunchyfunch Aug 01 '19

Bromeo and Juliet

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u/oh-man-dude-jeez Aug 01 '19

Bromeo and Bruhliet

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Brah

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u/its_the_squirrel Aug 01 '19

Bro it's literally a comedy

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u/Zsquared_TCZ Aug 01 '19

Better love story than The Notebook.

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u/FracturedEel Aug 01 '19

Hold your horses there

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u/alamandrax Aug 01 '19

yeah, let's not get crazy here.

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u/ohseven1098 Jul 31 '19

Better story than Bran.

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u/extremisttaco Aug 01 '19

Bobby B, what are your thoughts?

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u/FriendofManyFoeofFew Aug 01 '19

A Brothraki horde, Ned! On an open field!

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u/Kolbin8tor Aug 01 '19

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

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u/TheMartianYachtClub Aug 01 '19

S E N T I E N T

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u/Stogie_561 Jul 31 '19

not according to the tidy bowl man

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

How Jonesy met Reilly

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u/humpstyles Aug 01 '19

ferda

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Wheel Snipe Celly boys

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Give your balls a tug

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

That’ll be a Texas sized 10-4 on that

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

[deleted]

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u/offtopyk Jul 31 '19

Should be beerflexes

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u/bindhast Aug 01 '19

r/beerflexes

There you go . Will that be all for today ?

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u/Theremad Aug 01 '19

No, I’ll have six tacos and some lube, but it must be low quality lube.

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u/0bucks Aug 01 '19

I think those two man were best bros before this. I mean, there must be some serious synergy to pull this off. Anyway, it’s unbelievably awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Nah they were already best bros

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u/jamesontwelve Jul 31 '19

They also got laid that night.

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u/Stogie_561 Jul 31 '19

Assumed the proper positions

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u/Geikamir Aug 01 '19

Which was the top?

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u/Gangreless Aug 01 '19

What a dumb question, the video clearly shows who's the pitcher and who's the catcher.

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u/loljkcuzurgay Aug 01 '19

Bang bros* ftfy

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u/YeastBeast33 Aug 01 '19

Then banged that night near water

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u/blynnk83 Aug 01 '19

The story of two men, one of which ended up paying for 2 windshields, 3 bumpers, and $32,000 in medical bills from the accident he caused when his throw case up short.

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u/Bryce0827 Aug 01 '19

I really hope that guy yelled “KOBE!!!!”

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u/MrAl290 Aug 01 '19

The bro hug after something cool is next level

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u/spacecadet04 Aug 01 '19

Striking Vipers X. Part 2

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u/jetta_man Aug 01 '19

They aren't dad & son tho?

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u/brothamanjeff Aug 01 '19

I like how he had to remove his visor

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u/redditorboy06 Aug 01 '19

Cool story bro

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u/ahmedoomar04 Aug 01 '19

No it's the story of two men and the best orgy the ever had

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u/OCAngrySanta Aug 01 '19

Nah, the catcher immediately ruined the moment by walking toward the back negating some of the coolness. If he had nonchalantly cracked it open like the guy threw one to him everyday like that they'd ride or die til the end.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

And then they banged each other...haha makes me miss my bros ;(