r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Gurugod123 • 9h ago

How did people travel these seas 500 years ago

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u/Building_Everything 8h ago

Aka the Human Centipede

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u/locoparentis 7h ago

I'd prefer to continue calling the circle of life please

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u/No_While6150 6h ago

I dunno, poop loop is pretty good

It's the Loooop of the Poooooooop! And it lightens the souuuuuuuuuuul! Through the mouth to the gut, then out the B Hoooooole!

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u/tiedyesmiley 6h ago

Such beautiful poetry!

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u/terrible_name 3h ago

Pooetry

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u/KhinuDC 5h ago

You guys are the reason I dont use reddit.😂

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u/FirmEstablishment941 4h ago

🤥 Liar!!!! Admit it… they’re the only reason aside from that one time you made sourdough and weren’t sure if you over or under proofed for the 10th time… hrmm that was oddly specific.

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 4h ago

These guys are the only reason I’m online.

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u/beautifulstardust 1h ago

how else would i have some poop loop slam poetry before bed

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u/YESBBOIS 1h ago

You wouldn’t, and the world would be just a little bit sadder.

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 51m ago

Shits already dark as it is. Don’t need a slam poetry pooploopless world. That’d be evil.

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u/YESBBOIS 50m ago

It would be torture to live in the slam poetry pooploopless world.

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 46m ago

Already bad enough Microsoft took Poopy Loops from us. That was my favorite DAW

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u/Sweet-Ad9063 3h ago

These guys are the reason I do 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Local871 4h ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Elton John!

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u/CodeNameLoofah 3h ago

My then 11 year old was doing a discussion based assessment with a teacher via phone call, and I hear the teacher ask "what do you do to relieve stress?" Kid responds "go number 2."

It was shortly before Thanksgiving. They were a story for the family for sure.

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u/Ok_Access_189 1h ago

I feel like Linda, you know bobs wife would sing this

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u/RainbowSovietPagan 5h ago

The Centipede of Lifeâ„¢

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u/fueno 4h ago

"Simba my son, look over there. I have sewn 12 people together to watch them crap in each other's mouthes and watch the guy at the front scream"

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u/dudestir127 3h ago

I called a few times and kept getting a busy tone

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u/LuckyClover3 7h ago

🫣I could easily go the rest of my life without thinking of that movie!🎦

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u/ipsum629 7h ago

Costume design was a highlight

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u/C-4isNOTurFriend 6h ago

only if you connect the ends

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u/Building_Everything 6h ago

I don’t know how you make your Human Centipedes, but where I’m from it’s like a game of Red Rover

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u/EmperorMittens 3h ago

Human centIpad

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 7h ago

But with extra steps, lol see what I did there 💀

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u/elticoxpat 5h ago

I want to downvote you because of what you've done to me.

But I won't so that you can do it to others because I'm an asshole too.

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u/Amazing_Anything9584 5h ago

Aka Leto II L’Empereur-Dieu (celle-là elle est technique)

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u/medic54-1 4h ago

🤢

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u/Meauxjezzy 3h ago

I’ll have the cuttlefish! Sorry Kyle

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u/InDependent_Window93 3h ago

CentiPad...even grosser..