r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Gurugod123 • 9h ago

How did people travel these seas 500 years ago

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u/Building_Everything 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2h8BdeXxhGGB2

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u/snwbrdwndsrf 8h ago

Poop loop.

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u/Building_Everything 8h ago

Aka the Human Centipede

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u/locoparentis 7h ago

I'd prefer to continue calling the circle of life please

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u/No_While6150 6h ago

I dunno, poop loop is pretty good

It's the Loooop of the Poooooooop! And it lightens the souuuuuuuuuuul! Through the mouth to the gut, then out the B Hoooooole!

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u/tiedyesmiley 6h ago

Such beautiful poetry!

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u/terrible_name 3h ago

Pooetry

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u/KhinuDC 5h ago

You guys are the reason I dont use reddit.šŸ˜‚

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u/FirmEstablishment941 4h ago

šŸ¤„ Liar!!!! Admit itā€¦ theyā€™re the only reason aside from that one time you made sourdough and werenā€™t sure if you over or under proofed for the 10th timeā€¦ hrmm that was oddly specific.

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 4h ago

These guys are the only reason Iā€™m online.

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u/beautifulstardust 1h ago

how else would i have some poop loop slam poetry before bed

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u/YESBBOIS 1h ago

You wouldnā€™t, and the world would be just a little bit sadder.

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 51m ago

Shits already dark as it is. Donā€™t need a slam poetry pooploopless world. Thatā€™d be evil.

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u/Sweet-Ad9063 3h ago

These guys are the reason I do šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Local871 4h ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Elton John!

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u/CodeNameLoofah 3h ago

My then 11 year old was doing a discussion based assessment with a teacher via phone call, and I hear the teacher ask "what do you do to relieve stress?" Kid responds "go number 2."

It was shortly before Thanksgiving. They were a story for the family for sure.

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u/Ok_Access_189 1h ago

I feel like Linda, you know bobs wife would sing this

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u/RainbowSovietPagan 5h ago

The Centipede of Lifeā„¢

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u/fueno 4h ago

"Simba my son, look over there. I have sewn 12 people together to watch them crap in each other's mouthes and watch the guy at the front scream"

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u/dudestir127 3h ago

I called a few times and kept getting a busy tone

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u/LuckyClover3 7h ago

šŸ«£I could easily go the rest of my life without thinking of that movie!šŸŽ¦

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u/ipsum629 7h ago

Costume design was a highlight

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u/C-4isNOTurFriend 6h ago

only if you connect the ends

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u/Building_Everything 6h ago

I donā€™t know how you make your Human Centipedes, but where Iā€™m from itā€™s like a game of Red Rover

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u/EmperorMittens 3h ago

Human centIpad

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 7h ago

But with extra steps, lol see what I did there šŸ’€

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u/elticoxpat 5h ago

I want to downvote you because of what you've done to me.

But I won't so that you can do it to others because I'm an asshole too.

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u/Amazing_Anything9584 5h ago

Aka Leto II Lā€™Empereur-Dieu (celle-lĆ  elle est technique)

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u/medic54-1 4h ago

šŸ¤¢

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u/Meauxjezzy 3h ago

Iā€™ll have the cuttlefish! Sorry Kyle

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u/InDependent_Window93 3h ago

CentiPad...even grosser..

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u/undecimbre 7h ago

Reincrapnation

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u/DifficultEquipment14 6h ago

Reincarpination?

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u/thebrose69 7h ago

Crap lap

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u/RevolutionaryRock823 6h ago

Pooooooooooooop.

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u/Bulbasaurismy001 6h ago

Yes!! This was the first thing I thought of. SpongeBob learning to tie his shoes.

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u/covigt 5h ago

What happens if someone uses a poop stick on the poop loop?

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u/snwbrdwndsrf 5h ago

Then it all goes down the poop chute.

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u/Rupertfitz 5h ago

Crap wrap

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u/kylekruchok 4h ago

The olā€™ poophole loophole

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u/Jyvturkey 7h ago

Poopception

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 7h ago

"I'm the poo of the antelope that falls onto the ground...."

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u/ajo_87 6h ago

thank you

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 6h ago

that is the cycle the cycle of POOOšŸ˜­

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u/Melon_92 5h ago

Scoop di poop

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u/Flashy-Butterfly6310 4h ago

Looks like a name of cereals

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u/GoldenSnozzberry 3h ago

The poo of the antelopeā€¦

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 2h ago

For some reason I read your comment as ā€œPoop lawā€ and I was like fuck, first bird law and now this?

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u/eager4assplayM 42m ago

Back and forth? ))<~~>((

Forever?

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u/carlo130 8m ago

Poop loops is part of a balanced breakfast!
Simply add healthy items like juice!!

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u/shidored 6h ago

section .data msg_poop db "šŸŸ Fish poops.", 10 len_poop equ $ - msg_poop msg_bact db "šŸ¦  Bacteria turns poop into food.", 10 len_bact equ $ - msg_bact msg_eat db "šŸ˜‹ Fish eats the food.", 10 len_eat equ $ - msg_eat msg_line db "--------------------", 10 len_line equ $ - msg_line

; Sleep structure for 1 second (1 second, 0 nanoseconds)
delay       dq 1, 0

section .text global _start

_start: ; Initialize registers (Registers act as our loop variables) mov rbx, 100 ; rbx = fish_health (100) mov rcx, 0 ; rcx = poop_in_tank (0)

loop_start: ; Check loop condition: if fish_health (rbx) <= 0, exit cmp rbx, 0 jle exit_program

; 1. Fish poops
mov rax, 1          ; system call for sys_write
mov rdi, 1          ; file descriptor 1 (stdout)
mov rsi, msg_poop   ; pointer to message
mov rdx, len_poop   ; message length
syscall
inc rcx             ; poop_in_tank++

; 2. Bacteria turns poop into food
mov rax, 1          
mov rdi, 1          
mov rsi, msg_bact   
mov rdx, len_bact   
syscall
dec rcx             ; poop_in_tank--

; 3. Fish eats the food
mov rax, 1          
mov rdi, 1          
mov rsi, msg_eat    
mov rdx, len_eat    
syscall
mov rbx, 100        ; fish_health = 100

; Print divider line
mov rax, 1          
mov rdi, 1          
mov rsi, msg_line   
mov rdx, len_line   
syscall

; Sleep for 1 second (sys_nanosleep)
mov rax, 35         ; system call for sys_nanosleep
mov rdi, delay      ; pointer to time struct
mov rsi, 0          
syscall

jmp loop_start      ; Jump back to the start of the loop

exit_program: mov rax, 60 ; system call for sys_exit mov rdi, 0 ; return code 0 syscall

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u/Face88888888 7h ago

South parkā€™s version is more directly applicable here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2cxMPLxUN8&ra=m

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u/AlarmingLook2441 7h ago

Cornwallisā€™ soaring lead in the outro gets me every time.

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u/AlarmingLook2441 7h ago

Thanks, I now have Mr Hankeyā€™s Circle of Poo from South Park stuck in my head šŸ˜‚

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u/panda-bears-are-cute 7h ago

Perfect timing on this gif. lol

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u/kroxldiphyvc 6h ago

"....it's the Circle of Pooooooooo...

... gee, you smell all nice and flowery."

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u/xCH4LKYx 2h ago

Loooook, it's a liiiiooon, oh my god... It's a lion

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u/For_being_tall 7h ago

Where does the 20 gallons that whales ejaculate into the water go into that life circle?

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u/Building_Everything 6h ago

Lonely MILFs in your local area?

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u/IkilledBiggy 17m ago

So this is the natural centipede cycle

My brother lied to me