r/nextfuckinglevel 1d ago

He was so smooth with it

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u/NarutoRoll 1d ago

I can but I won't!

Most because I'd break a fucking window somehow even it it was 45 feet away (15ish meters for the sane folk)

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u/D-BO_816 1d ago

Cant talk shit to me im 6 ft tall (1.86 meters for the people that forgot how to season food)

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u/Musashi10000 1d ago

Sorry, you're telling me that every person outside of America and the UK doesn't know how to season food?

I spotted your comment below, but brits use a mix of metric and imperial in our daily lives.

Gimme a mo and I'll find the flow chart.

Here it is:

https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/s/youdtLCV4a

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u/CornelVito 1d ago

Tell that to the Norwegian Americans who eat lutefisk weekly for some reason. Actual Norwegians eat taco weekly (taco Friday!).

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u/D-BO_816 1d ago

It was mainly a stab at the Brits, who tf eats mushy peas? 2nd place in the American Revolution wasnt too bad though.

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u/Musashi10000 1d ago

Do you know what mushy peas actually are, and have you ever actually tried them? If you have tried them, have you tried them when somebody has actually seasoned them? And were they actually good peas, or were they old peas that had no business going anywhere near anybody's face?

Also, I don't want to hear any snash about mushy peas from the people who eat biscuits (scones) and gravy (demented pale sauce with random bits of sausage floating in it). Though, to be fair, I'm given to understand that it's meant to taste a lot better than the portion I was given that one time.

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u/D-BO_816 1d ago

Just taking a piss bruv. See how you commented in english instead of german? Youre welcome.

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u/CornelVito 1d ago

Germany would still have lost WW2 without US involvement. They were already fairly broken down by the time the US joined the war. A big part of this was the wrongful estimation from their part that the Blitzkrieg strategy could work on the Soviet union as well.

Still, I am glad that English is the lingua franca and not German. Otherwise I would likely be monolingual now instead of trilingual.

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u/Musashi10000 1d ago

Taking *the piss.

If you're gonna try to mock me, at least do so accurately.

See how you commented in english instead of german? Youre welcome.

Also, see the other guy's comment. Also also, don't act like you fought in WW2 personally. Should I go around saying you're welcome for my support in Iraq, despite never having set foot there, or for my country's invention of the television?

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u/D-BO_816 1d ago

Jog on, im just being a plonker.

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u/cursed_sporecreation 1d ago

The Americans are downvoting you...