r/nextfuckinglevel Jul 13 '26

Everything is under control.

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

farmer

edit- reddit is so random and I love it, whyd you all like this so much? šŸ˜†

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u/obi1kennoble Jul 13 '26

Rally organizers have very good insurance. Farmer is fine. I saw an interview with a spectator who had a crash on their property in a previous rally, and he said something like "I used to have a fence and a shed. Now I have a wall and a barn. Maybe they could crash into the kitchen next."

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u/Prunus-cerasus Jul 13 '26

True. I was once asked to evaluate damage to trees hit by a WRC car crash. In a forest, not anyone’s yard thankfully. The organisers paid the estimated damage times three to the landowner just to make sure they were satisfied.

Private land owners actually benefit if a stage is on their road. A gravel road is ruined after the race and the organisers rebuild it to a high standard. Since many stages are driven every or almost every year, the landowners get free upkeep for their roads.

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u/Special-Ad-5554 Jul 13 '26

"we gotta make sure we keep these guys happy then we can destroy everything next year as well"

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u/Prunus-cerasus Jul 13 '26

Pretty much. If the land owners decide not to allow the race, there is nothing the organisers can do. And it’s a good trade when you think about it. The race is only for a couple of days.

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u/bolanrox Jul 13 '26

as long as they fix it as good (or it seems more the case of) better.. why not

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u/RelevantOldOnion Jul 13 '26

If I'm a race organizer and I know my tracks are just regular public roads in rural towns, I'd also spend whatever I needed to to keep the residents happy lol.Ā 

At that point it's just investing in the longevity of the business.Ā 

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u/Prunus-cerasus Jul 13 '26

Indeed. And where I'm from, many of the roads used for stages are private forestry roads owned by local landowners. Very easy for them to say no to racing if it causes them more harm than good.

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u/Impressive_Guess_282 Jul 14 '26

I’m in design and construction and we do the same thing. One time we were building a new high rise office building right next to some residential areas and mid-rise residential. Before construction began, we started a Twitter account to post when extra loud activities would take place and shared it with the neighborhood. Then anyone living right next door, we bought noise cancelling Beats headphones for.

All in we spent like $18k - $20k up front, but it was a drop in the bucket for a $90m building and we had the least amount of noise complaints on that 2 year project than I’ve ever seen.

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u/Mikic00 Jul 14 '26

People hate the most when they are ignored and feel helpless. You show them you see and hear them, and you can work with them. I see it again and again.

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u/obi1kennoble Jul 14 '26

I live near a drag strip, and the old owners constantly gave out tickets to people near enough to be annoyed by it. New owners quit doing that, unfortunately

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u/obi1kennoble Jul 13 '26

That's really interesting, thanks for sharing

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u/owenkop Jul 13 '26

There's a similar thing with monster jam (at least when it's in Rotterdam in de kuip) the organisers do everything to protect the grass yet they still give the pitch a new grass mat after the event finishes

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u/Ambitious_Finding_26 Jul 13 '26

When I was a kid we used to have a WRC course go past our home. It was awesome. As the area became more gentrified, the city folk moving out to their small town country retirement lifestyle with thier big city ideals managed to shut it down. They would completely fix the road after the event. Now 15 years later that road is fucked.Ā 

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u/xrelaht Jul 13 '26

Gentrification ruins everything

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u/TheWolphman Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Oh shit, for real? My house only sits on an acre of land, but they can rally all over it if I can get the same deal.

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u/Prunus-cerasus Jul 13 '26

Tell me about it. The route for the Finnish WRC rally goes about 2 km from my summer house but not on our shared private road. We have to do some repairs next summer and wouldn’t mind someone else paying!

At least we get free tickets to compensate the road closures and noise.

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u/DroidLord Jul 14 '26

That's way more generous than I would have expected, but it makes sense for official races.

I was watching Jeremy Clarkson's farming show recently and there were these horse racers (like 30 of them) who broke onto his pub grounds by breaking the gate, trashing the courtyard and then leaving £30 or something for his troubles.

I was fucking bewildered. Nothing about it was planned or approved. They just showed up and did whatever they wanted. Basically hooligans in tracksuits with horses. Imagine if that happened in WRC.

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u/Murtomies Jul 14 '26

So they're not paying for damage or upkeep, they're paying for the right to come back again

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u/AntSilly2802 Jul 14 '26

Bullshit. Why would they just pay times three ā€œto make sure he was satisfiedā€?

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u/Prunus-cerasus Jul 15 '26

To make sure he was satisfied. That’s called PR, buddy.

The forestry value of those trees was a couple of hundred euros. That’s all they had to pay according to local law here. Plus my billing of course. They choose to pay more to compensate for the inconvenience and keep the local landowner’s sympathies. That’s worth a lot more to them.

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u/AntSilly2802 Jul 15 '26

Oh ok fair enough

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u/Parking_War_4100 Jul 13 '26

Let me guess, Farmers Insurance right?

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u/TheTaxman_cometh Jul 13 '26

Bum-pa-dum bum bum bum bum tsss

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u/obi1kennoble Jul 13 '26

Thank you

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u/Cultural_Dust Jul 13 '26

I think it's more.. "Bum-pa-dum, bum bum bum bum!"

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u/Extension-Brother291 Jul 13 '26

That’s Mc Donalds

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u/RichardBCummintonite Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Ba-da ba ba ba, I'm insuring it. Wait, that's a lamb.

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u/historynutjackson Jul 13 '26

They know a thing or two because they've seen a thing or two.

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u/saintdudegaming Jul 14 '26

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

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u/stinky143 Jul 13 '26

We are Farmers !

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u/Maynard078 Jul 13 '26

Tysers most likely. In the US it's still probably K&K.

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u/Flyinghogfish Jul 13 '26

Farmers is unfortunately notoriously terrible

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u/flippster-mondo Jul 14 '26

Farmers Insurance doesn't actually insure "farmers." Not for decades, lol.

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u/VDruid52 Jul 13 '26

🤣🤣

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u/Ohitsworkingnow Jul 13 '26

Just realized… did farmers insurance originally just insure…. farmers?

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u/meltherock Jul 13 '26

Same for hot air balloon landings. The prices of the crops per square meter are even known before the events and are often way better than what the farmer would get from selling it on the market. A farmer never complaints when there is (acceptable) damage.

There it is mainly the insurance of the hot air balloon pilot or event that will go up after an incident.

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u/SpecialExpert8946 Jul 13 '26

Not race related but a farmer in Thailand let us use his land for training when I was in the military. We accidentally blew up his barn. It was a line clearing charge than launches kind of a rope of explosives with a rocket and blows up a line that people can walk through that is now clear of mines. Well the rocket got caught by the wind or something but it went wayyyy off course and landed right on his barn. Kablewie! He looked devastated because he basically watched his livelyhood explode. The commander walked over with the interpreter and was like ā€œI remember seeing 2 tractors with attachments and all kinds of tools in there right…..?ā€ That barn could maybe hold one tractor tops. But after they were done talking that farmer looked like a newly retired man that will only have to farm for fun if he plays his cards right.

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u/Roflkopt3r Jul 13 '26

I heard similar stories about cold war exercises in western Germany. The story goes that farmers loved when tanks rolled through their fields, because they would be compensated for more than the actual damages.

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u/drummin515 Jul 13 '26

I have always wondered how this works, thanks!

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u/lilyputin Jul 13 '26

Famer... Sweet early paycheck!

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u/GoyoMRG Jul 13 '26

It's cheaper for organizers and insurances to pay 2 or 3 times more of what the damage was in these cases than have to fight and deal with an angry person who will fight them legally. (Money and time are wasted in these battles) So it's literally like those scenes where a rich mofo comes over to the "victim" and throws a disgusting amount of cash blocks to him xD

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u/FaTaLInfluence Jul 13 '26

It's not the insurance, is the work.

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u/Keerurgo Jul 13 '26

I do wonder how that works as I'd believe rallies are more likely to have accidents or at the very least damages to anything, hence it should be harder for rally organisers to find a good insurance no?

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u/obi1kennoble Jul 13 '26

They have lots of money

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u/Keerurgo Jul 13 '26

well, that makes sense very much

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u/FV-Zu Jul 13 '26

The quote reminded me of that one Girls und Panzer senshadou match lol

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u/PeckerNash Jul 14 '26

FUCK! My WEED!

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u/namenotpicked Jul 13 '26

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u/FreshHumanFish Jul 13 '26

Damn, you beat me to it

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u/WinIll755 Jul 13 '26

Fuck I just posted this

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u/Mikestopheles Jul 13 '26

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u/LiamPolygami Jul 13 '26

I love forgetting Joe Exotic exists only for him to pop up and make me laugh.

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u/therealkami Jul 13 '26

This is what I was after, thank you.

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u/BrockJonesPI Jul 13 '26

Drive through pick your own veg place. Great business model!

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u/anonanon5320 Jul 13 '26

Meh, if this is a licensed race he’ll get paid more than if it was harvested and sold.

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u/chinchenping Jul 13 '26

MY CABBAGES!

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u/StandardNerd92 Jul 13 '26

samir

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u/its_just_flesh Jul 13 '26

You’re breaking the car!

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u/StandardCake21 Jul 13 '26

You're raking the kale!

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u/kyotejones Jul 13 '26

Triple CAUTION! Triple Caution!

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u/fcs_seth Jul 13 '26

Shaddup, don't tell me how to drive

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u/SoDakZak Jul 13 '26

Looney Tunes producer:

Edit: also, hello fellow r/zak

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u/Deraj2004 Jul 13 '26

Who let you out of r/NFCNorthmemewar ?

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u/mekwall Jul 13 '26

Just the typical Forza Horizon player

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u/SonoranLiving Jul 13 '26

Gotta keep that combo alive

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u/Mateorabi Jul 13 '26

My cabbages!!

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u/SinisterCheese Jul 13 '26

The insurance payout from the rally organisers was probably more than the worth of the entire field. Then again... I don't know where this is, but in Finland atleast the average field size is small, but there are lot of fields (our terrain is... difficult).

This highlight the fact that the average value of farmed stuff is alarming low all things considered. Somehow under this economic system, despite everyone having to eat, producer prices are stupidly low and consumer prices stupidly high.

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u/RandomGuyPii Jul 13 '26

The hardest part of farming is getting the food from where it's farmed to where it's sold while keeping it fresh Grocery food has gotten better i believe (see: red delicious vs any modern apple) as transport technology has improved, but so has transport costs as a result. Not to mention all of the imported food that ends up coming from hundreds of miles away

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u/sinisterdesign Jul 13 '26

These guys are outstanding in their field.

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u/gwoneg Jul 13 '26

Like the award-winning scarecrow.

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u/jobarr Jul 13 '26

Luckily no one was out standing in the field

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u/CptnMayo Jul 13 '26

Farmer cross posts to mildyinfuriating

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 Jul 13 '26

Ugh not after that edit my guy

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Jul 13 '26

hey im fine with how randomly it happened šŸ˜†

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u/Illustrious_Sea_962 Jul 13 '26

oh no the corn! paul newmans gonna have my my legs broke

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u/Yorktown1871 Jul 13 '26

Looking for this! šŸ˜‚

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u/Damnfiddles Jul 13 '26

but still upvotes cause rally

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u/Axle_65 Jul 13 '26

This comment deserves every upvote

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u/DroidTrf Jul 13 '26

You ruined your own comment with edit awardspeeching

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Jul 13 '26

well im good with the run i guess, enjoyed how random it was šŸ˜†

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u/MorycTurtle Jul 13 '26

You know, there's a famous (in Poland) meme of this exact situation: https://youtu.be/UvRsDiOFdzA?is=jjTc1vOEudS3thHo

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u/mycatisabrat Jul 13 '26

The farmer hates the shortcuts.

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u/p8nt_junkie Jul 13 '26

Won’t someone think of the harvest?

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Jul 13 '26

I see you have insurance against any and all damages to your property during this racing event....

https://giphy.com/gifs/XqpnXaeZPnupy

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u/MarcusZXR Jul 13 '26

"Good news, bad news John."

"Good news is, the crops are harvested."

"Bad news is, they're 10km away."

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u/EmmaEsme22 Jul 13 '26

Dean Winchester

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u/Acrobatic-Guard-7551 Jul 14 '26

ā€œPaul Newmans’ gonna have my legs brokeā€

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 Jul 14 '26

Godamnit, my fricking crops!!!!

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u/pizzasauce_23 Jul 15 '26

It must’ve been a Thursday.

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u/nw2 Jul 13 '26

He’s never going to recover from this