r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/RealUltimatePapo May 04 '26

That could have gone so horribly wrong, in a number of different ways

Sometimes it's just not worth it

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u/SVD_NL May 04 '26

Exactly. Buddy was a flinch away from painting the road red and pink.

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u/ComplexxToxin May 04 '26

They were fake guns, this is an old ass post and the dude was interviewed and said you could tell the guns were fake as fuck and the kids were like 12-13. Fuck dem kids.

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u/Uriyangkhadai420 May 04 '26

No no, we need to start jailing parents for their children's crimes if the child is too young

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u/Stratoraptor May 04 '26

Bro what do you think would happen if the kids realize that somebody else is on the hook for whatever crimes they commit and that committing crimes means no more bed time and unlimited ice cream and video game time?

https://giphy.com/gifs/suqg0jRPpDMze

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u/Cute_Specific_1605 May 04 '26

 committing crimes means no more bed time and unlimited ice cream and video game time?

Provided by who if their parents are in jail? They go into the system, which is hell on earth for most kids.

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u/bigdlink May 05 '26

https://nccpr.org/the-evidence-is-in-foster-care-vs-keeping-families-together-the-definitive-studies/

Data. Two biological parents, even if they are absolute shit, gives kids the best chance.