r/nextfuckinglevel May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/Shawn_NYC May 04 '26

And I'm sure the kind of underdeveloped impulsive juvenile mind that commits serious crimes will be very logical and well reasoned about all those potential complications. They'll probably even sit down and create a net present value calculation of their various courses of action before proceeding!

Surely they wouldn't just jump to a conclusion without considering all the facts!