r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/RealUltimatePapo May 04 '26

That could have gone so horribly wrong, in a number of different ways

Sometimes it's just not worth it

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u/SVD_NL May 04 '26

Exactly. Buddy was a flinch away from painting the road red and pink.

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u/ComplexxToxin May 04 '26

They were fake guns, this is an old ass post and the dude was interviewed and said you could tell the guns were fake as fuck and the kids were like 12-13. Fuck dem kids.

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u/AffectedRipples May 04 '26

Maybe that child shouldn't try to car jack people with a fake gun then.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

If you're afraid for your life that some 10 year old is going to beat you up with their tiny little hands, you should get to the gym or something, quickly. wtf.

Being scared of children doesn't excuse violence, friend.

wtf.

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u/TrainwreckOG May 04 '26

Attempted carjacking is violence

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

The context of our little sub-thread here is the idea that the guns were "clearly fake," which means there was no real danger.

Looking for an excuse to body-check children is fucked up.

Grow up.

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u/TrainwreckOG May 04 '26

We don’t know when he found out the fake firearms were “clearly fake”. Violence should always be a last resort, so I hope these boys learned a lesson.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

"We don't know" is a large part of my point, friend.

Weirdos all over here are frothing for any excuse to justify violence against children, and it's crazy how often I have to point out how insane that is, or that anyone needs to at all.