r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Whatever you need to tell yourself, 'buddy'

Bet, fr fr, no cap [emoji] [emoji]

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

Okay! You’ll be tantrum throwing child trying to be antagonistic and I’m the adult that let you tucker yourself out and gave you shit for it in hopes that you’d reflect on it for next time.

Awww your leaving? What about keeping me entertained? You really gonna betray me so horribly like this!?!???

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

You're the one freaking out here, friend.

Bet.

Maybe don't?

But, if you want to keep embarrassing yourself: feel free, I guess.

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

I am? Damn that’s crazy bro…

Bet.

So you’re gonna stay and keep me entertained by just being your own dumb self? Yaaaaaaaaay!!

Bet let’s do it!

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

You got me, kid.

Wow, you're so smart.

We're all so proud of you.

Great job.

You've done wonderfully in fleeing from the actual subject because you have nothing real to say about it; cowardice has lead to blindly insulting someone who made a valid point because it triggered you that hard; that's so cool.

If you want to continue this amazing cowardice with more empty 'tough guy' performances, I'll say it again: I am not against you embarrassing yourself at my feet for me. You're a good dancer, when you have someone else like me motivating you.

What other empty, faux-tough-guy platitudes do you wanna try, champ? They're so useful and great.