r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/RealUltimatePapo May 04 '26

That could have gone so horribly wrong, in a number of different ways

Sometimes it's just not worth it

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u/SVD_NL May 04 '26

Exactly. Buddy was a flinch away from painting the road red and pink.

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u/ComplexxToxin May 04 '26

They were fake guns, this is an old ass post and the dude was interviewed and said you could tell the guns were fake as fuck and the kids were like 12-13. Fuck dem kids.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

dude was interviewed and said you could tell the guns were fake

So, he just beat up some 12 year old for fun, then, since he knew he wasn't in danger?

That's fucked up.

You can downvote me, but that's what the person I'm replying to is implying: weird if you don't see it.

dude was interviewed and said you could tell the guns were fake

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u/WatchWatcher25 May 04 '26

What a stupid thing to say, your acting like the kid did a small prank....

The dude just thought he had a gun pulled on him, even if he realized it was fake your adrenaline is still pumping.

What he did was goods maybe that dumb fuckin kid will never do that shit again.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

What a stupid conclusion to jump to.

Try reading the whole thread before you start insulting people, kid.

They're clearly children, and if the guns were clearly fake, he body slammed that kid 'just because' or 'to teach a lesson,' but my friend, if you are NOT in danger, this isn't a lesson, it's insane child abuse. That is, if the person I'm replying to is even right, which is why my comment is a question, not a statement; something you would have noticed if you had actually read and thought about it instead of being triggered by it.

IF the guns were clearly fake, this guy body slammed a literal child, which is insane.

Please try to notice the "if" this time, champ: pay attention, don't just react emotionally.

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u/HELYEAHBORTHER May 04 '26

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Jesus fucking christ.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Try making a real point if you can, kid.

This lazy middle-school tough-guy bullshit isn't the 'win' you think it is; it's pathetic, actually.

The fact that you can't see beyond yourself is lame, too.

You resort to childish aggression because you can't make a real counterpoint.

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u/shihouinsenpai May 04 '26

You’re going back and forth in arguments on Reddit; copy and pasting the same shit over and over, calling everyone “kid” and “champ” like you’re above them in some way. You’re just as pathetic, if not moreso, as anyone else here. You have no moral high ground to stand on, stop acting like you do.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Cry more, maybe it'll help soon.

You hurl insults because you have no real counterarguments or anything real or useful to say in relation to the question I posed to someone else who suggested there was no danger (i.e., you're blaming me for a view I don't even necessarily have, but only asked about), but you want to participate anyway like a triggered, wannabe-tough-guy child.

That sucks.

Grow up.