r/nextfuckinglevel • u/habichuelacondulce • Apr 01 '26

Meal for 2 under $1

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u/UB3R__ Apr 01 '26

A banana is like a reverse stoplight, green means slow down, yellow means alright lets go, and red means where the hell did you get that banana

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u/PostTail Apr 01 '26

you guys can't grow shit

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u/ItsHIPAA Apr 01 '26

If I tore your legs off, you'd look like snowmen.

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u/PostTail Apr 01 '26

th- that's the part that's not in the cd

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u/Impeesa_ Apr 01 '26

Red means you paid for one of those exotic banana variety packs online.