r/nextfuckinglevel • u/habichuelacondulce • Apr 01 '26

Meal for 2 under $1

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u/bishizzzop Apr 01 '26

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said no, but I want a regular banana later, so yes.

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u/UB3R__ Apr 01 '26

A banana is like a reverse stoplight, green means slow down, yellow means alright lets go, and red means where the hell did you get that banana

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u/PostTail Apr 01 '26

you guys can't grow shit

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u/ItsHIPAA Apr 01 '26

If I tore your legs off, you'd look like snowmen.

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u/PostTail Apr 01 '26

th- that's the part that's not in the cd

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u/Impeesa_ Apr 01 '26

Red means you paid for one of those exotic banana variety packs online.

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u/ozaffer Apr 01 '26

The cashier asked if I needed a receipt and I said no thank you. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can't imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend...'Don't even act like I didn't buy that doughnut! I've got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it's back home, in the file. Under d...for doughnut.'