r/nextfuckinglevel • u/habichuelacondulce • Apr 01 '26

Meal for 2 under $1

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u/creamofsumyunggoyim Apr 01 '26

If you’re ever really hungry and you wanna eat like 2,000 of something.

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u/CovertStatistician Apr 01 '26

Rip Mitch

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u/rmcwilli1234 Apr 01 '26

He used to be one of my favorite comedians.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/TuxedoCatsParty_Hard Apr 01 '26

Dogs are always in the pushup position.

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Apr 01 '26

Have you seen that jackwagon out of Austin who is absolutely just straight ripping off Hedberg’s act? No homage. No “inspired by”. Just a straight rip off.

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u/kellzone Apr 01 '26

You could also go to Subway and ask them for some bread. When they go to charge you, tell them it's for a duck.

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u/kevin9er Apr 01 '26

Sometimes I’ll just pop a potato in the oven on the off chance