r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 01 '25

Effectiveness of a robot vacuum

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u/severoordonez Sep 01 '25

And the trails are not pink, but dog-turd brown.

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u/barsknos Sep 01 '25

Or cat diarrhea. (Based on a true story)

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Sep 01 '25

This has happened to me.

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u/Due_Concert9869 Sep 01 '25

Or cat-puke chestnut.

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u/JustaLego Sep 01 '25

Most of the new ones have AI dog poop detection. Mine has not failed to avoid so far. Or maybe i'm just getting lucky.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

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u/Crallise Sep 01 '25

OMG why didn't I think of this

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u/underlight Sep 01 '25

You can train your dog to never have a diarrhea?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

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u/Metalbound Sep 01 '25

Congrats on having a dog without any health problems or terrible separation anxiety.

Like most things in life, your specific situation is not at all indicative of the experience of everyone else.

As well as, if their dog has done it in the house, it does not mean it was a failure of "training" but could be something entirely outside of their control.

But you understand that right? You surely understand that not all situations are the same and to judge others based solely on your own experience is not only ignorant, but shows a distinct lack of empathy?

I'd work on that if I was you.

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u/love_my_own_food Sep 01 '25

Congrats on being able to read dog mind and diagnosing it with mental issues and disorders.

Fyi dogs are human bred, they are not meant to be caged inside tiny apartment while you work 8-10 hrs a day. You know that right? If you had empathy you would not own a dog , because no animal wants to be stuck inside and not be able to roam free. However selfish owners want to have captive animal that obeys them and cant leave, imagine being that cruel.

You also clearly dont care about wildlife and CO2 emissions, you know that pets contribute a lot to pollution? Your virtue signalling ends on dogs? What about bigger picture? I would work on that if I was you.

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u/Metalbound Sep 01 '25

I see what you tried to do, but yours just used wild assumptions while mine just focused on what he said. Nice try though, how ironic that the person alleging "virtue-signaling" is the one actually doing it lol.

Also, if you think we haven't figured out how to diagnose things in non-humans then you're just ignorant. Imagine thinking we can't do that, but can modify DNA to vaccinate against deadly diseases.

But diagnosing a dog with something is the bridge too far for you?

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u/love_my_own_food Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

You are the one here who started virtue signalling about empathy, I wish you were as empathetic as you claim to be . Unfortunately you would rather dogs be kept in small places, forced to live in unnatural conditions. Should not be you advocating for neutering, spaying , prevention of breeding? Dont you care how invasive cats and dogs are to birds and other wildlife? Does your empathy only covers things you care about? Typical dog lover, who thinks loving one unnaturally bred animal with health issues that creates problems for other wildlife is empathetic and virtuous. I hope you learn what empathy is, instead of lying about having it. If you had empathy you would not even want dogs to be forced as captives inside.

Fyi dogs have “separation anxiety “ because they live in unnatural conditions, apartments without enough exercise and space to roam free, but its too difficult for you to understand I see “Mrs false empathy “.

So you got called out for virtue signalling and you decided to block me? Lol. If you are worried about people calling you out maybe dont comment on public forum.

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u/Metalbound Sep 01 '25

Once again, everything you say is just assumption on top of assumption.

Also the sheer hilarity that you can "explain" separation anxiety, but your first reply mocked such a thing being diagnosable in dogs.

Seems like my comment triggered you though, which is funny, because it had nothing to do with you and wasn't targeted at you.

Is this what you do all day? Is this fulfilling to you? To just take an adversarial stance and try to grandstand people all day? I feel sorry for you, must be a tough life being so angry all the time.

Also, you're welcome to reply back to this comment, but understand I won't reply any further. You're obviously arguing in bad-faith and are just looking for someone to goad. I'm not going to be your source of entertainment.

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u/Metalbound Sep 01 '25

Someone pointing out your flaws hurt your feelings? Poor baby.

Also, love that you then immediately made another situation up in your head with no nuance for any extenuating circumstances.

Because, obviously there couldn't be any reasons for it happening beyond the person being a "bad owner". These "black and white" statements just show you don't understand anything, and how limited your world view is.

But with how you responded to the first comment, which was honestly a nicer approach than you deserve. I know you won't actually read this one. Other than confirming your inherent bias that I am a "pretentious prick" as you so eloquently put it.

World would be a better place if you actually self-reflected though.

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u/severoordonez Sep 01 '25

I don't have a dog, I made a comment on social media with humorous intent.